Look, no one has the time in their life to go around doing things the "proper way," do they? Or, at the very least, not everyone can frankly be bothered! And that is why God invented shortcuts!
So, sit back, relax, and enjoy these 13+ people who found very clever shortcuts...and some not so clever shortcuts!
I absolutely love this. I mean, aside from the obvious, I just love that this guy's granddad goes around the house playing smooth jazz to himself. I don't know why, but that is hilarious to me.
At this point, you may as well just stay at home, lie in the garden, and watch the festival on your phone as opposed to actually going.
"What if I just drive along the grass on people's lawns?"
"Well, that's quite lazy and it could damage property and it's also pretty rude to people who live there."
"You're right! It's a great idea!"
I cannot count the number of times that I have had to painstakingly type out "doodie ba skoodie"! Why did I never think of this?
Pfft, who really has the time to mince their own garlic? Well, a lot of people... But who can really be bothered?
I don't know anyone who didn't do this as a kid. I remember feeling like a genius when I figured this trick out for the first time. Well, until my teacher made me re-do the whole piece of work, that is.
Ah, yes, seamless! I wonder if they will ever live to regret this tattoo? I can't say it is something I would do if I lost my thumb.
Ah, I always loved it when it snowed in winter so that my friends and I could go to a nearby hill and an error was encountered. Truly, it is a great part of the holiday season!
I mean, I can kind of see why they wouldn't do cards for finding out that your dad has been cheating on your mother. It seems a little out of character for Hallmark after all.
I know for a fact that my grandparents would absolutely still manage to break the TV somehow, even with only this roster of buttons at their disposal.
Well, that is definitely going to put you off your bargain bucket, if nothing else is! The guy is clearly desperate for chicken.
Just by looking at this car, I can hear the "thwack" sound effect that all cartoons use when someone gets punched.
"We need to clean up. This place is filthy."
"I'm on it!"
"Dave, are you just going to move the dirt around again?"
"...No."
I mean, we used to call it screen-looking not screen-cheating, but it's all the same. Something like this would have prevented a lot of Halo-based arguments as a child.
Well, either that or she is lazy beyond her years! However, a lazy person will often be able to find the most effective solution to a problem...if they ever get around to the problem.
Who could really be bothered to actually fix something when you can find a humorous alternative to hard work?!
But who hates speeding tickets? They're fun, they're covered in frosting, and they taste great! Oh, wait, no... That's cakes, isn't it?
This might have helped the next person in the room from being shocked and suing the hotel. However, I imagine that the person who wrote this will still get hit with a bill for damages.
This is genius. How have I never thought of this? Also, that's one hell of a good tip for the easiest exchange of that delivery guy's night!
Christ alive, this is just an Abbott and Costello sketch waiting to happen, isn't it? How many times a week must someone make that reference around there?
Christ, this company has found an impressive way to make dad jokes into a physical object! Congrats!
Well, this is either great recycling or just vandalism. Although, at least it is quite nice and positive vandalism!
I think I'm too young to actually get this reference... Or that's what I'm telling myself! Does anyone else get this?
Look, they may have made a mistake here, but I think that this is more to do with this person's incompetence, not the idea itself!
Fourth graders are pretty tech-savvy these days. Although, the fact that the mute icon is there suggests they're in the chat.
Well, I hope that this list has shown you that you can take shortcuts... You just need to be clever about it! Or, you at least need to be funny so we can laugh at you!
I assumed that the museum would be full of old firefighting equipment, but clearly it's just full of old fire.
This seems to me like the guy who is meant to write out these fortunes just got a little bit bored and wanted an early dart!
I always thought my dad came back from his "walks" a little too quickly. Seems I have some investigating to do.
He was insulted at your thought that he'd need a wheelchair to move around, but also didn't want to wheel all that luggage. Spite meets practicality.
Wait, they did? I can't even tell. They did a really good job at hiding them, which is tough for such a big object. Bravo.
Not only does it move, but it probably goes faster because of all those extra wheels. More wheels = more speed, obviously.
I've seen singular remotes bolted to plants before, but never a collection. Whatever it takes to keep them all in place, I suppose.
Some days, I'm not in the mood to read whatever cute chalk signs all the bars come up with. I need something direct.
And one of those things is applying sunscreen. Yes, you have to rub it in. No, it doesn't matter if you think it's weird for your bro to do that.
A lot of the comments were ragging on this guy for not knowing how to work a washing machine. Half of me agrees - how are you an adult who doesn't know how to do laundry - but half of me also thinks that a lot of modern washing machines are overly complicated. I'm torn.
No need for creepy phone trackers or the awkwardness of yelling. Just get a horde of pets who love your partner and you'll never need to search again.
While this isn't wrong advice, I wouldn't say it's good advice either.
I actually really like this, but I think it's because I want a bean-filled glove. I may be in my 20s but I could still use a comforting hand on my back while I sleep.
"Oh man, it's the last one? That's wild, I came just in time. I'll take five."
Who needs the Richter scale when you have this bad boy. I can tell the severity of any earthquake by how much he's freaking out.
My only issue with this picture is that, out of every fast food chain they could have picked, they went with Burger King.
The person who posted this went on to say, "This is at the national museum of Denmark. There were no people behind the counter." Those Danish have really got their heads screwed on if you ask me!
I'm a weirdo who has one mug I'm way too protective over, and I think this picture just solved a lot of my problems.
In fairness, your aunt has done an incredibly good job! I don't think that I could have done this. I would have just been printing it off and sticking a cutout next to me!
