Funny Tweets For People Over That Summer Lovin'

Being a woman is never easy, but it seems to get even harder in the summer. There's trying to battle the heat and humidity from completely destroying your hair, plus the added challenge of having your kids home 24/7. At least we can laugh and count down the days until fall, right?

Why is this so painfully real?

Everyone glorifies summer as if there's no time to spare when it comes to doing things. But, the minute I feel like I'm not doing something, I feel like I'm wasting my precious time! Make it stop!!!

I hate it here.

The minute the weather is nice and we finally get to go outside, it seems like it's revenge of every single insect that God ever created. Stay away from me! I just want to tan!

Honestly, where does it come from?

I can't remember the last time I went an entire summer without getting 15 bruises on my leg in the span of three months. Where do they come from?! I don't remember hitting my legs.

The sun sets way too late for me.

As someone who doesn't have curtains, I need the sun to set way earlier than it does. I need to get in bed and be out like a light—the sun blaring through my window ain't helping.

RIP to me.

Doesn't everyone go through this at least twice a summer?

"Where'd that bruise come from?"

"Oh, just slapped myself in the face trying to kill a bug!"

The biggest problem of the summer.

Every time I go to the beach, I'm reminded why I don't bring a lot of things with me because it means I'm always the one who is left sitting at the towel watching everyone's stuff.

Sweat, sweat, and more sweat.

It seems like every single part of my body sweats 15 times more in the summer and I can't say I like it. Actually, I hate it so much.

Goodbye, summer. See you all in the fall.

Wake me up when pumpkin spice is back on the menu at Starbucks and the leaves are changing colors because I will not get bit by more bugs anymore. Goodbye!

Just... don't.

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