Throw out all those parenting books you’ve accumulated over the years — these hilarious tweets are the next best thing. While they might not have the expert advice you’re seeking, they do have honesty and humor from people who have been there.
If you’re a parent who’s had to deal with more than one tantrum today, you need to read these tweets.
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I mean, she’s not wrong.
Nine out of 10 times when you try to get some privacy in the bathroom, your kids have 900 questions and need them all answered at that very, specific moment in time.
Just how do they do it?!?
Picky eaters are the absolute worst to deal with and the pickier they are, the worse it is to have to try and find them something to eat. And, during a global pandemic? Forget about it.
Seriously, where did all the spoons go?
For some reason, it seems like our kids hide everything that we own and need but we don’t realize that they’re gone until we need it at that very moment.
No answer is a bad answer.
Honestly, how is it possible that our kids get filthy, soaking wet, and gross in the matter of minutes when we are not looking? And they never, ever can explain themselves.
The pains of bulk shopping.
Just when you discover something they like and buy it in bulk, they decide that they no longer like it. Then, you’re stuck eating it forever so you’re not wasting money… or food.
Kids have no chill.
Hours of silence and playtime alone and the moment I sit down to watch my show, it’s as if the flood gates have opened and he needs answers to the world’s craziest questions.
The oldest trick in the parenting book.
Kids always want what we have, but if they think it’s spicy, they want nothing to do with it at all. We might as well say everything good in life is spicy.
Age is just a number, right?
Nothing worse than your toddler telling you that you are absolutely too old to be a mom and you are probably a grandma. Especially when it’s a toddler, you know they’re being honest.
Oh boys.
Our daughters may be sentimental and nice, but our sons have to take it and drag it right through the mud. Boy moms know the deal.
Take them and go!
Fruit snacks are nature’s way of thanking us for being parents. They keep kids busy and when the kids go to bed, they’re the perfect guilty snack for mom and dad.
