I like Twitter, but sometimes it feels like people on there are reading my mind and it makes me super uncomfortable.
There's nothing quite like coming across a tweet and actually stopping whatever you're doing because you realize that some stranger on the internet has actually managed to call you out in 280 characters or less.
For your enjoyment, I've collected some of the funniest tweets I've found lately that seem to be written by people who know us better than we know ourselves. Hopefully you get a few laughs out of it, but you should also prepare yourself to say "Wow, that's me," more than you ever have before.