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Vodka Martini Freezies Are Exactly What Hot Summer Days Need

Updated August 16, 2021

I don't know about you, but there's nothing I love more than a ready-to-drink alcohol bevvy. I don't have the time to whip up a fancy drink after work. I'm tired and I don't feel like pretending to be a bartender for myself. That's why we go to bars — for someone else to make the drinks for us. Oftentimes, I also forget really important ingredients, like lime. Anyways, I just want to reach into my fridge and get right to sipping so I can spend more time bingeing Netflix.

That's why these Vodka Martini Skinny Freezers are perfect, especially for the hot days of summer.

You may not think freezies are a very exciting treat anymore, but you might want to think again.

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That's because Vodka Martini freezies exist.

They're by the brand Slim Chillers, and they come in four fruity flavors inspired by classic vodka drinks.

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They have a bright red Cosmopolitan flavor, a pretty pink Watermelon Lemonade flavor, a bright and sunny Lemon Drop flavor, and a bright green Appletini flavor.

They're all made with vodka and a splash of vermouth.

These aren't your regular old corner store freezie though, oh no no.

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Each freezie is 8% ABV and 100 calories, which is just amazing news.

But will they absolutely still cut the crap out of the sides of your mouth? I mean, we can't guarantee that they won't. It's so much more worth it, though.