Quotes For People Who Could Use A Happy Hour That Lasts From 9 To 5

When it comes to work, or anything these days, really, it's hard to find the motivation to do it!

But don't worry, you've come to the right place to find moral support with these hilarious quotes!

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy” – Benjamin Franklin

Who says the founding fathers didn't have a little fun?!

This quote reminds us to hope there truly is a higher power that wants us to thrive, sweeties.

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" – Dorthy Parker

I mean, need we say more?!

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy" – Frank Sinatra

Where's the lie?

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools" – Ernest Hemingway

If this doesn't scream THIS ZOOM CALL COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL, I don't know what does.

“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!” – Martin Luther (the father of the Protestant Reformation, of course)

Iconic, tbh.

And lastly, Drew Carey!

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."

And that's that on that.

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