Ever since I started spending every minute of every day inside my apartment, my refrigerator has become my best friend. And also my worst enemy.
Sometimes I don't even realize I've walked into the kitchen until I'm standing there with the fridge wide open, the cool air caressing my legs while I try to decide between eating cold spaghetti or polishing off that bottle of wine I see.
Usually, I just pick both and call it a "snack".
If you have also become unusually well-acquainted with your fridge nowadays, I've got some hilarious tweets that should help keep you away from it, at least for a few minutes. Then it's back to the eternal struggle of eating a cheese string while eyeing another cheese string and thinking about the cheese string you'll be eating after that one, too.