Twitter Users Have Some Hilarious Complaints About Their New Furry Coworkers

As they wrote, "For those of you working from home or are in quarantine, and who have pets, tell me what they have been doing most recently, but refer to them as your coworker."

And unsurprisingly, the people of Twitter loved this idea.

Since it was posted on Sunday, it has amassed over 230,000 likes, more than 27,000 retweets, and hundreds of replies from people eager to share their stories of their own coworkers.

Here are just some of my personal favorites.

This coworker clearly has terrible personal hygiene. Definitely something you should be bringing up to HR.

And perhaps someone should politely gift them some toilet paper in the next office Secret Santa exchange.

You can't really show up to work looking your best every day. But that being said, I'm not exactly sure what was so shocking about their reflection that they had to vomit.

Might be something else going on here.

Honestly, he earned it. Although in the words of Mr. Jim Halpert, I think this coworker is mistaken. He was actually just named "assistant to the manager."

Important distinction.

This coworker doesn't want to get work done, and also doesn't want anyone else to get any work done, either. They're the office clown.

And they steal people's food from the break room.

Look, I appreciate a good blanket nest as much as the next person. But we all need to remember that when we're at the office, playtime is over. Save all that nonsense for quittin' time, thanks.

I'm not even going to criticize this coworker because we've all been there. Sometimes you just gotta unwind after seeing some pretty startling news.

Like the numbers on a scale.

You know what? There's just no talking to people like her. You're going to have to take this up with your HR department. That's the only way it's ever going to stop.

You can always expect this kind of behavior from women with that kind of pointy haircut.

We all like to have a good time. But don't be hitting the clubs if you know you need to be at work first thing in the morning.

Party, but party smart. You don't want to end up with your head in the toilet at the office.

I, too, am unreasonably judgey and simultaneously needy. Perhaps I need to take a moment here for some self-reflection before I start criticizing these troublesome coworkers.