I personally can't relate — but believe it or not, there are plenty of superfans out there who are willing to fork up big bucks to get their hands on bizarre celeb memorabilia, like hair and used pregnancy tests.
Some people just have way too much time and money on their hands, I guess...
It's your money.
But my current theory is: we want to do everything we can to be as close as possible to the celebs we love.
Seriously, it gets really weird, so be prepared for some awkward feelings.
Back in 2008, Scarlett Johansson apparently caught a cold from Samuel L. Jackson, and sold one of her used tissues, signed, for $5,300.
She donated her earnings to USA Harvest.
In 2000, at the height of his NSYNC stardom, Justin Timberlake's breakfast leftovers were auctioned off to a 19-year-old fan in New York for $1,025.
The money was, fortunately, donated to one of JT's favorite charities!
Remember when Michael Jackson's hair caught fire in 1984 while filming a Pepsi commercial?
Well, instead of properly disposing of the burnt hair like a normal person, the commercial's producer actually kept the hair for 25 years before selling it for $1600.
If you've ever watched Seinfeld, then it's possible you've spotted the oven mitt hanging from Jerry's refrigerator.
Interestingly, this item had its own Facebook page, and was eventually auctioned off for $10,000.
Okay, this is gross.
William Shatner sold his kidney stone for $25,000 at a casino.
Thankfully, he donated the money to a charity called Habitat For Humanity, so, as weird as the transaction was, I guess it was worth it!
Not only is this a true story, but the man who ended up winning the bidding war, actually went on to become Blunt's sister's husband.
"I came back to the flat where my sister was staying and she was crying because she couldn’t get to a funeral in Ireland."
"I ended up whacking it on eBay: ‘Damsel in distress seeks knight in shining armor! Desperate to get to a funeral in southern Ireland, please help!’ The bids flooded in and the guy who won had a helicopter."
"That was three years ago. This summer they’re getting married. That was the stupidest thing I’ve ever sold on eBay – my sister."
Back in the '80s, country music legend Willie Nelson chopped off his signature braids and gave them to his friend, Waylon Jennings.
Upon Waylon's passing, his wife sold Willie's locks to an anonymous bidder for $37,000.
A chest X-ray taken of Marilyn Monroe when she was 28 years old was dug up and auctioned off for $45,000, as well as her medical records for $25,600.
In 1968, The Queen accidentally left her underwear on a private plane, and 44 years later, they were sold on eBay for $18,000.
Considering the fact that he was one of the biggest legends of our time, it makes sense that he has tons of fans.
Including one fan, who paid over $18,000 for a lock of his hair.
The sweatpants were during his time with Gap Kids.
The eventual winner was Jimmy Kimmel, who paid $500 for the pants. So it's not just us normal people who want celeb's old clothes.
In the '60s, John Lennon gifted his own tooth to his housekeeper, suggesting that she give it to her daughter as Beatles souvenir.
That same tooth was sold at auction for $31,200 to a Canadian dentist.
Sometimes fans want more than just what the celeb owned. They want what their pets had.
Joan Rivers' pup used a silver dog bowl, and it was bought for almost $14,000 at an auction.
The very chair that J.K Rowling claims she wrote the first Harry Potter book in was auctioned off to a crazed fan for $394,000.
A small signed container of Justin Bieber's locks was sold on eBay for a whopping $40,668, which was donated to an animal charity.
