Sure, self-quarantining is a drag; however, there are some well-prepared warriors out there who have been prepping for just such an occasion. And no, I don’t mean those selfish people hoarding toilet paper, I mean the introverts!
Introverts have been preparing for self-isolation for years, and so I thought it might be useful to hear how some of these people have been coping, to maybe give you all some advice for getting through this difficult time! So, here are 10+ tweets for people who have been practicing quarantining for years!
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Not All Heroes Wear Capes
And they had the cheek to look down at me for wheeling out my recycling bin filled with gin bottles! Now who is the weirdo!
Sounds Delicious
At least this person waiting until day 4, I crumbled on thee second day and just started pouring M&Ms into the blender with a load of ice cream.
Don’t Look At Me…
I knew it wouldn’t be long before the generations started turning on each other, it’s going to end up with armies of Millennials, Boomers, and Gen Zs waging wars against each other in the end times.
Would-Be Warlord
How are you going to lay waste to the wastelands if you can’t even eat a bowl of rice! Gotta keep your strength up in the end-days.
Universe Needs To Chill
I’ll just go back to playing video-games and binge-watching TV alone again, things could be worse though, I guess?
*Ring Ring*
This is why you should never answer the phone, as it is only ever bad news!
In A Dry Spell
Well, I don’t think that things are about to turn around for this person any time soon.
Exiled From The Realm
This way you can also pay a local bard to tell tales of your misdeeds and adventures through the windows of other housebound folk.
Mixed Messages
Make sure that you’re taking advice from the proper sources in these bleak times… and for those who need to hear it, Janice and Dave’s Magic Stone Emporium is not an appropriate source.
Well Now I Don’t Want To!
I don’t want to do what the government tells me to! Even if that is something that I was doing anyway.
Status Quo
This self-quarantining behaviour definitely hits some of us harder than others!
Crazy Bread!
It’s just like the person who first thought of selling a pizza crust that had a hot dog running through it at Domino’s… the world salutes you for your service.
Ssshhhh!
I love going to the cinema, but the one thing that I don’t like is that people can go there as well. I want a cinema where only I can attend, that’s the dream.
*Heavy Panting*
These are hard times for people who are in need of getting physical exercise. I can feel my already terrible cardio fitness dropping.
Where’s The Butt Been?
This kind of thing doesn’t just come to someone in times of crisis, this is definitely something that this guy has done before!
Oh How The Mighty Have Fallen
This is the year more so than ever before where people have had a legitimate reason to give up on their “I’m going to go to the gym” New Year resolutions.
The Swords Are My Only Friends
Well, at least when you’re roaming the post-apocalyptic wastelands you’ll have plenty of swords to defend yourself with.
See The World!
This person really needs to broaden their horizons, maybe try a Dave & Buster’s once in a while.
*Sobs Into Cake*
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, I’ve no friends because of quarantine, or that’s what my mum tells me.
Focussing On Myself
If by focussing on yourself you mean, sitting at home eating cake and playing video-games, then you’re nailing it!
