10+ Tweets For People Who Have Been Practicing Quarantining For Years

And they had the cheek to look down at me for wheeling out my recycling bin filled with gin bottles! Now who is the weirdo!

At least this person waiting until day 4, I crumbled on thee second day and just started pouring M&Ms into the blender with a load of ice cream.

I knew it wouldn't be long before the generations started turning on each other, it's going to end up with armies of Millennials, Boomers, and Gen Zs waging wars against each other in the end times.

How are you going to lay waste to the wastelands if you can't even eat a bowl of rice! Gotta keep your strength up in the end-days.

I'll just go back to playing video-games and binge-watching TV alone again, things could be worse though, I guess?

This is why you should never answer the phone, as it is only ever bad news!

Well, I don't think that things are about to turn around for this person any time soon.

This way you can also pay a local bard to tell tales of your misdeeds and adventures through the windows of other housebound folk.

Make sure that you're taking advice from the proper sources in these bleak times... and for those who need to hear it, Janice and Dave's Magic Stone Emporium is not an appropriate source.

I don't want to do what the government tells me to! Even if that is something that I was doing anyway.

This self-quarantining behaviour definitely hits some of us harder than others!

It's just like the person who first thought of selling a pizza crust that had a hot dog running through it at Domino's... the world salutes you for your service.

I love going to the cinema, but the one thing that I don't like is that people can go there as well. I want a cinema where only I can attend, that's the dream.

These are hard times for people who are in need of getting physical exercise. I can feel my already terrible cardio fitness dropping.

This kind of thing doesn't just come to someone in times of crisis, this is definitely something that this guy has done before!

This is the year more so than ever before where people have had a legitimate reason to give up on their "I'm going to go to the gym" New Year resolutions.

Well, at least when you're roaming the post-apocalyptic wastelands you'll have plenty of swords to defend yourself with.

This person really needs to broaden their horizons, maybe try a Dave & Buster's once in a while.

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, I've no friends because of quarantine, or that's what my mum tells me.

If by focussing on yourself you mean, sitting at home eating cake and playing video-games, then you're nailing it!