16+ Tweets That Make Self Isolation A Little More Enjoyable

Just because you can't go on holiday doesn't mean that you can't live like you are on holiday! Pop on some images of beaches on the TV and pour yourself a mimosa.

Actually, back in the 1970s, kids would have to squat during lessons, and if they dared to stand up straight to stretch their legs then they would have to do a lap of the school while being whipped by the school bully.

It's important, and fun, to keep yourself busy in these times of need! And, if the only way for you to do this is to cook a 7-course risotto tasting menu, then you do you!

I can't wait to find out how many babies are going to be born as "Quarantine babies"!

What could possibly be better than a second pb&j sandwich! Sure, are the carbs going to make you feel sick? Yes! But does it taste amazing and give you something to do? Also yes!

You see, there are plenty of ways to occupy your time, some cooler and "with it" than others of course... here's me, playing solitaire like an 80-year-old.

Personally, I would use this time to teach my kids how to be a God at Mario Kart, I mean, when else are you going to get this opportunity... as well as teaching them other essential skills obviously.

Guys! Heyy Guyss... I jus wan'ed tchoo say that I'm 'aving the besht quarantine everr!

Now is the time to get revenge for all of the times that they have been sitting on your laptop, clawing at you while you're trying to work, and generally knocking things over to distract you! Take your sweet revenge my people!

Who fancies rain next Thursday? I've got 4/1 on fog next Saturday as well!

Self-isolation essentially means that everyone is finally running out of content to absorb — so I guess I'd watch this if it came out, I mean, what else am I going to watch?

This is a wonderful idea, and I don't think that it should be just kids doing this, adults should be doing it as well. I mean, I don't know anywhere near enough about astronomy.

And if you don't even want to do this, then you can just Skype each other, the possibilities are endless!

Or alternatively, you can just stare aimlessly out of the window for 12 straight hours, I've been doing that and it really helps to pass the time... please God someone give me suggestions for fun things to do.

If you and your cat are not speaking during these strange times, then these are all conversation starters which can be used to get your relationship back on track.

Well, we are essentially living in a post-apocalyptic video-game at this point, so you may as well play along with it!

I suppose in these dark times you need to take your positives where you can find them, such as cutting your ex off from binge-watching.

Wait, you're telling me that Jason and Beth's protestations that vaccinations should be banned in favor of licking a tree and praying to the moon once a month was wrong? Good lord, I'm floored.

Sure, if you can write a masterpiece, then do it! However, don't feel bad if you just watch TV.

At least the virus won't ask you a million questions about clouds that you simply do not know the answer to.