17+ Moments That Show Savagery In Its Purest Form

I did initially wonder how you could even get the word "die" out of a cake. Apparently, they were celebrating someone called "Eddie's" birthday.

Yeah, right back at you, you fluffy jerks. Think you're so great just because you can fly and are the reason we have any plant life on this planet.

I can imagine these are really going to split the audience between people who appreciate the joke, and others who are furious that this person has ruined this memento for them.

I get the rest of it, but why hate on the Brians of the world? Well, I'm Brian and so is my wife!

Yep, I'm gonna go right ahead and advise that no one take either of these pieces of advice at the moment!

I mean, I'm assuming that says glassblower... otherwise, that is a very, very strange renaissance fair.

Sure, having 60 donuts for yourself may not seem like it sucks that bad, but just wait until you eat all 60 out of boredom and make yourself catastrophically sick.

The life of a father eating his children's discarded food is truly a special time in parenthood.

I think it is quite clear where this man's allegiances lie! Also, it looks like that puppy knows exactly the power it holds!

That's going to be a lovely surface for bikes to be using! I hope you've got good suspension!

As you can imagine, there were a plethora of selfie-related Pulp Fiction quotes, my favorite of which being, "Say 'selfie' again. Say 'selfie' one more god damned time, I dare you mother f**ker."

Well, I mean, you don't want to get swallowed up by it only for you to be vomited up on the shore of a foreign land to warn the people there of impending destruction do you? The bible is a scare book for kids folks.

Look, I'm no art critic, but I think that the body really pops compared to the head. There's no imagination in the wonderfully drawn head!

Nothing quite caps off a lovely Valentine's day out quite like being falsely branded a pair of sex offenders on the front page of a local paper!

This is just one of the moments where the world wants to show you that your financial suffering alone is just not enough, it wants you to know that it was personal as well.

Art is subjective, so who is really to say that this isn't art. I think it is beautiful and this person should be immensely proud of what they have created here.

And guess what? It doesn't involve spitting our coins all over the floor like it's imitating a fountain.

And since this person seems to need crutches at the moment, it's especially mean in this case.

Sure, I understand that some customers aren't good at taking this kind of news well, but it's still hard not to see this as the world;s most aggressive Taco Bell.

The uploader's boss gave most of their staff a few weeks off with pay to wait out the COVID-19 pandemic, but a few essential employees (like the uploader) had to stay behind.

They asked if they got hazard pay now, to which the boss replied by giving them this. That's not to say they didn't take it, of course.

While it's hard not to roll our eyes whenever it interrupts our day for an update, it at least has the decency to genuinely ask for a convenient time to do that.

This, however? I've never described software as "passive aggressive" before, but it this nonsense seems to fit the bill.

But it's really hard not to see this as one big Nelson laugh from two random guys with smug grins on their faces.

For instance, this one seems to be waiting for the mama bird to come back just so she can get eaten during what would already be the world moment of her life.

Damn, Mr. Fluffykins, you're merciless.

Considering how impossible it would be for me to not look concerned when this thing starts really speeding up, this guy is showing some serious commitment to the bit here.

Either that or he really hates it that much, I guess.

However, given its location and the uploader's really aggressive reaction to it, it seems we agree that it can also come off as a subtle way to say, "Go play in traffic."

However, it seems that "frustrated" is way too mild of a word to describe how whoever laid this trap down must be feeling.

"Enraged" seems a little more appropriate.

Apparently, someone on the uploader's block has a terrible hatred for new cars. They've also apparently never seen Pulp Fiction because that movie made it incredibly clear that you don't mess with somebody's vehicle.

You just don't do it.

McDonald's may have more or less retired Ronald a few years ago, but the competition is still not about to let them live it down.

Honestly, though, that's pretty rich considering that Burger King's mascot manages to be even creepier.

Don't worry if you wanted to see the jail but don't like going fast, there is still plenty of illegal stuff you can do going slow as well!

Would you believe this note if you were a traffic warden, or would you assume that it was a fake?

This is exactly how I want to be remembered, as a cynical bitter man who hates everything! It brings a tear to my eye.

Pasta suppliers must be rubbing their hands together with glee at this time of crisis. Would you take the plunge and buy one of these packets?