17+ Moments That Show Savagery In Its Purest Form

The world seems to be going a little insane at the moment, doesn't it? 2020 really is the year that came out swinging, and hit the world hard!

However, some of the world's more subtle moments of savagery are actually quite funny, especially when you're not on the reviving end of them! These are the sorts of things like God flipping you off, being misbranded sex offenders in a local paper, and other such bizarre situations. So, with that in mind, here are 17+ moments that show savagery in its purest form for your enjoyment!

"Mother-in-law just served me this piece of cake..."

Reddit | SaltyDogBiscuit

I did initially wonder how you could even get the word "die" out of a cake. Apparently, they were celebrating someone called "Eddie's" birthday.

Never fear, though, because this person is showing us that we don't have to take any disrespect from those uppity clouds.

Reddit | gamer6663

Yeah, right back at you, you fluffy jerks. Think you're so great just because you can fly and are the reason we have any plant life on this planet.

"We're the graduating class of Peninsula High this year. They told me I could make the t-shirts. Look what just arrived."

Reddit | CairoSmith

I can imagine these are really going to split the audience between people who appreciate the joke, and others who are furious that this person has ruined this memento for them.

"F**k you Brian."

Reddit | Carsey0111

I get the rest of it, but why hate on the Brians of the world? Well, I'm Brian and so is my wife!

"My friend got a two for one fortune in a cookie today. not looking like good advice."

Reddit | born2stab

Yep, I'm gonna go right ahead and advise that no one take either of these pieces of advice at the moment!

"At a Ren Faire and told my sister to pose with her boyfriend. She wondered why I chose such a low angle..."

Reddit | thejohnblog

I mean, I'm assuming that says glassblower... otherwise, that is a very, very strange renaissance fair.

"Bought 60 doughnuts for the office today to celebrate my 20th birthday, only to be told I need to self isolate/ work from home for the next week."

Reddit | Peencub

Sure, having 60 donuts for yourself may not seem like it sucks that bad, but just wait until you eat all 60 out of boredom and make yourself catastrophically sick.

"It's IMPORTANT during this schoolless time to keep everyone on a schedule so here Is mine."

Reddit | GavinWakeUpCall

The life of a father eating his children's discarded food is truly a special time in parenthood.

"I told my boyfriend the new puppy wasn't allowed in the bed."

Reddit | shockhead

I think it is quite clear where this man's allegiances lie! Also, it looks like that puppy knows exactly the power it holds!

"Getting their first road in a rural area and this happens."

Reddit | LiQuidCraB

That's going to be a lovely surface for bikes to be using! I hope you've got good suspension!

"As I snapped the selfie, I told Samuel L. Jackson to pose how he really felt about doing these kinds of things."

Reddit | mobyrich

As you can imagine, there were a plethora of selfie-related Pulp Fiction quotes, my favorite of which being, "Say 'selfie' again. Say 'selfie' one more god damned time, I dare you mother f**ker."

"This was the moment I told my daughter the whale was going to close it's mouth."

Reddit | conrod05

Well, I mean, you don't want to get swallowed up by it only for you to be vomited up on the shore of a foreign land to warn the people there of impending destruction do you? The bible is a scare book for kids folks.

"My nephew told me my TMNT chalk drawing wasn't very good, and insisted on drawing the body for me."

Reddit | SparxD

Look, I'm no art critic, but I think that the body really pops compared to the head. There's no imagination in the wonderfully drawn head!

"'Hey honey we're gonna be on the front page'. The front page:"

Reddit | nickdebruyne

Nothing quite caps off a lovely Valentine's day out quite like being falsely branded a pair of sex offenders on the front page of a local paper!

"Fork you in particular."

Reddit | Highandinside

This is just one of the moments where the world wants to show you that your financial suffering alone is just not enough, it wants you to know that it was personal as well.

"My painted Cello was just disqualified from the only abstract art show within 50miles of me happening this year. They said it wasn't 'art'."

Reddit | ILOIVEI

Art is subjective, so who is really to say that this isn't art. I think it is beautiful and this person should be immensely proud of what they have created here.

Ok, I can accept that vending machines aren't always going to take our change, but there's a nice way to express that to us.


And guess what? It doesn't involve spitting our coins all over the floor like it's imitating a fountain.

And since this person seems to need crutches at the moment, it's especially mean in this case.

Wow, this seems a little uncalled for. How rough is this Taco Bell's clientele?

Reddit | mountainlab

Sure, I understand that some customers aren't good at taking this kind of news well, but it's still hard not to see this as the world;s most aggressive Taco Bell.

OK, there's nothing inherently savage about a picture of toilet paper, so this will require a little background.

Reddit | myfirstacctwasbanned

The uploader's boss gave most of their staff a few weeks off with pay to wait out the COVID-19 pandemic, but a few essential employees (like the uploader) had to stay behind.

They asked if they got hazard pay now, to which the boss replied by giving them this. That's not to say they didn't take it, of course.

Many of us may have issues with Windows 10, but it looks like Microsoft's products used to be a lot more savage.

Reddit | floede

While it's hard not to roll our eyes whenever it interrupts our day for an update, it at least has the decency to genuinely ask for a convenient time to do that.

This, however? I've never described software as "passive aggressive" before, but it this nonsense seems to fit the bill.

Ok, I think the point of this is that our injuries won't seem so bad once these lawyers are done with the people who hurt us.

Reddit | siouxsie_siouxv2

But it's really hard not to see this as one big Nelson laugh from two random guys with smug grins on their faces.

Although the animal kingdom is quite literally savage, cats can have a way of rubbing salt in their prey's wounds sometimes.

Reddit | CamTheChest

For instance, this one seems to be waiting for the mama bird to come back just so she can get eaten during what would already be the world moment of her life.

Damn, Mr. Fluffykins, you're merciless.

No matter how many screaming kids enjoy my roller coaster, it'd be pretty hard not to feel inadequate when even a lcown thinks it's so trash.

Reddit | Zakk5

Considering how impossible it would be for me to not look concerned when this thing starts really speeding up, this guy is showing some serious commitment to the bit here.

Either that or he really hates it that much, I guess.

Once again, I'm sure this sign is giving us a perfectly innocent reminder to take the road less traveled every now nad then.

Reddit | aslongasbassstrings

However, given its location and the uploader's really aggressive reaction to it, it seems we agree that it can also come off as a subtle way to say, "Go play in traffic."

Considering how hard it's become to find various household staples thanks to panic buyers, it's pretty understandable to be frustrated about them.

Reddit | Jake_Jeeperjinkins

However, it seems that "frustrated" is way too mild of a word to describe how whoever laid this trap down must be feeling.

"Enraged" seems a little more appropriate.

The water droplets make it a little hard to see what's wrong with this car, but it's all too clear what someone did once you see the scratch marks.

Reddit | saucojulian

Apparently, someone on the uploader's block has a terrible hatred for new cars. They've also apparently never seen Pulp Fiction because that movie made it incredibly clear that you don't mess with somebody's vehicle.

You just don't do it.

When you put a McDonald's and a Burger King so close to gether, things are bound to get a little ugly.

Reddit | codysherrod

McDonald's may have more or less retired Ronald a few years ago, but the competition is still not about to let them live it down.

Honestly, though, that's pretty rich considering that Burger King's mascot manages to be even creepier.

"The most savage warning board in history."

Reddit | Fytez

Don't worry if you wanted to see the jail but don't like going fast, there is still plenty of illegal stuff you can do going slow as well!

"No Mercy"

Reddit | Hyphum

Would you believe this note if you were a traffic warden, or would you assume that it was a fake?

A True Legend

Reddit | beccilouise96

This is exactly how I want to be remembered, as a cynical bitter man who hates everything! It brings a tear to my eye.

"Everyone was panic buying spaghetti. I was wondering while only one brand was left."

Reddit | Sebz242

Pasta suppliers must be rubbing their hands together with glee at this time of crisis. Would you take the plunge and buy one of these packets?