There are some weird, weird pictures on the internet. Nothing here is NSFW, so no worries there. But these may not be safe for your brain, because we can only guess as to why some of these scenes ever came to be.
Health and safety out the window.
Everyone knows how tempting it can be to take a snooze at work. Most of us don’t give in to temptation because it’ll get us fired. In this case, it’ll get this guy crushed.
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Perfect.
Look, would you rather have a dented old beater, or a dented old beater that Thor himself has smashed with his hammer? I think anyone could tell you what the correct answer is.
I’m hatin’ it.
I guess standards have changed, because I’ve never understood how a creepy clown could be the mascot for a fast food place. The fact that Ronald McDonald was even creepier back in the day makes it more confusing.
Pearly whites.
This unsettling pic is a result of perfectly weird camera perspective. I love how it makes not only the bird, but also the person, look totally weird.
Just stay on dry land.
The existence of terrifying giant squid in the depths of the ocean is old news. But when you actually see one of these behemoths (this one’s 26 feet long), it’s enough to make you swear off the ocean for good.
Hmm.
Lots of people are selling old fridges online. Lots of people have an old bottle of Bacardi in their freezer. But not many people combine these two things with, like, a thousand cartridges of Jurassic Park for Super Nintendo.
Three minutes to what?
Judging by the way this cluster of birds is poised to unload, I’m guessing it’s three minutes between the time you roll out of this place and the time you roll right back in.
I’m so happy for them.
Yes, he’s a man of average height and she’s a centaur who’s about eight feel tall. But it’s hard to judge when things are just so romantic on their special day.
No. Just no.
Airlines are uncomfortable as it is, but if there’s anything certain in the world, it’s that airlines want us to suffer. Hence these prototype seats, which I’m sure will be the new standard before we know it.
Who do we call now?
How does the chain of command go when a fire truck becomes engulfed in flames? I don’t think police officers or paramedics have fire hoses, so…maybe call the coast guard?
Can you eat it?
Mushrooms can grow crazy fast and crazy big, but this big ‘shroom is in another league entirely. The fun part is determining whether it’s delicious or straight-up poisonous.
A handy reference.
I’ve been calling my two cats Chonkasaurus Rex and Big Chonk for ages now. But according to this chart, I should be referring to them as Fine Boi and Heckin’ Chonk.
Where goats grow.
There are all kinds of exotic trees in the world, and this one, which produces goats, might be the most captivating yet. Do they just casually hop down or what?
The eye doesn’t lie.
It must be hard to be on the highway around this van without having the mounting suspicion that somewhere, somehow, 800 pairs of eyes are constantly watching you.
Keep rollin’.
It’s a little hard to make out, but this vehicle is missing a wheel. Undaunted, they replaced it with the most wheel-like thing available: a…tree. I guess it’s more or less round?
The 90’s were a different time.
In the 90’s, Beanie Babies were king. People collected these in the hopes of collecting a big payday. Apparently, some were so valuable that they had to be divvied up in a court of law.
Zero tolerance.
Usually the solution to a crying coworker is some compassion and understanding. But if, for whatever reason, said crying is an epidemic, you can take the ruthless sign-based approach seen here.
I just don’t know.
My first thought was that the person on the right has the same shoes that I do. My second thought had something to do with revulsion, peanut butter and horror.
Sneak attack.
If you find yourself in the highly specific situation of having to bake a cake for a Canadian friend, but wanting to affirm that you’re a troll for life, this is the perfect cake.
I love Russia in the winter.
Russia just seems so rugged. Like, you might live in a place that gets lots of snow in the winter. But does the snow form into freaky spikes that makes cars look like the Iron Throne?
