9+ Funny Quotes To Toast International Women's Day

Since International Women's Day is upon us, it's time to celebrate women and all that they stand for. But, we don't necessarily need to be all serious about it.

Women are funny and we know it. Throughout all of our struggles and daily challenges, we still keep our sense of humor intact and don't miss a beat while we're at it.

1. "If you want something said, ask a man; If you want something done, ask a woman," Margaret Thatcher once said.

I dunno about you, but I gotta agree with this. Especially when it takes my fiancé three weeks to repair that broken latch on our closet door. Case closed — LOL!

2. Oh my goodness, I've never heard it put that way.


But I gotta say, I really like this quote. And as a tea drinker, I can appreciate it even more.

3. They said it — I didn't.


Perhaps they're on to something. But if you want to test that theory yourself, go ahead. I dare you. Don't say I didn't warn you, though.

4. Now, who can argue with that logic?


I've never had the pleasure of meeting Gilda Radner but based on this quote I think we would get along quite fine.

5. See, this is the problem ladies.


Don't settle for the first guy you see. There are plenty of other fish in the sea after all. Listen to Cher.

6. A woman's work is never done.

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Am I right, ladies? This is something a man can never understand no matter how hard he tries. So just deal with it.

7. Do you get annoyed when men tell you to smile all the time?


I do, too. Why the heck do they do that? Let's start asking them to do it.

8. "One of the best things that ever happened to me is that I'm a woman. That is the way all females should feel," said Marilyn Monroe.

We should all feel as lucky to be women!

9. Tell 'em, single ladies.


I think this is a perfect answer to that annoying question all single ladies get when they're asked why they don't have a man.

10. Ha, ha, ha, you go girl!


If this isn't the best excuse to have that extra glass of wine I dunno what is. Am I right, ladies? Cheers to that!

Ladies, I hope you have the best International Women's Day yet.

Let's drink that glass of wine, leave the dishes behind, and put our feet up on the couch.