Having worked extensively in customer service, and having been a paying member of our consumer culture, I've seen both sides of the "customer is always right" debate.
The great thing is, it doesn't matter. At all.
The company wants as much profit as possible, so does the customer, that's just the way things are. The really good stuff is when the customer — or even better, the company — decides to have a little fun with it.
All I'm saying is that there had better be hand sanitizer at the register, the front door, and every 20 feet.
I tried to count all of them, really, but then I woke up on the floor with no memory of the last two hours.
Like, at least have a doorbell or something, so we can let you know to come in and wash us. What is this, amateur hour?
Last week, all I wanted was for you to break a 20 at the register. At a certain point, I've got enough dildos.
Good call on not getting into fidget spinners, though, or their next game might've been Let's Sell Assets To Avoid Bankruptcy.
Did Domino's put the pizza in an upside-down box? Do you not know which end of the box was up? This is going to require a Netflix series to discover the truth.
With replies this salty, it's no wonder there's so much sodium in Campbell's soup. Bisque, please.
What did Linda think the second photo was, the surface of the moon?!
I'll trade you cats and apartments. My cat poops all boring-like, and my toilet is, well, let's just say broken.
He was the worst Uber driver I've ever had.
But seriously, what is with that silhouette of a dude with a mop? It's almost like "yeah, you wish we mopped in here. Good luck!"
I really hope this wasn't that Virgin person's last day, because we need them out there.
Who knew Tesco was this savage? (Answer: anyone who's used a Tesco bathroom in a moment of desperation.)
It's a little creepy, sure, but the last line makes it work.
If you want 10 tacos at midnight, where else are you going to find a place that will satisfy your self-loathing and depravity to that degree?
...but for real, the actual villain here is clearly the owner. Manage your dog, sir.
"OK team, we're gonna have a rough year ahead of us, but trust me — business will slow right down by 2018."
Also, you could do worse than chicken that tastes like two sweaty dudes hit it with a chair, right?
Sure, it sort of looks like the river of slime in Ghostbusters 2 is escaping the pizza box, but I have extremely low standards for pizza.
But to be fair to @HotPikachuSex, I think we can all agree that there was a certain understated erotic tension beneath the surface of Pokemon.
