Comedian, Amy Schumer, gifted her seven-month-old son an absolutely terrifying doll from her childhood, and was the funniest possible way to end 2019.
Comedian, Amy Schumer, gifted her seven-month-old son an absolutely terrifying doll from her childhood, and was the funniest possible way to end 2019.
So far, Amy has been killing it at motherhood!
The queen of comedy has posted some hilarious and very relatable pregnancy and postpartum photos on Instagram for our benefit.
Amy first hinted at her pregnancy by superimposing her face and her husband's face on a photo of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, who also happen to be pregnant at the same time.
"Oh yeah does it feel to everyone like I’ve been pregnant for a long time? It must be getting annoying to you all that I’m still pregnant Well imagine how I feel mother [expletive]!!!!! #soblessed," she wrote on Instagram.
"Milk alert 1 o'clock," she made the caption.
Classic Amy, keeping it real. This is why I love her.
"5 months today and like all moms I love him so much it hurts. Im feeling strong and good and like I’m still a human being with interests and ambitions and goals I’m excited to reach," she wrote.
"I was so worried about it and was afraid to go back after he was 3 months old," she went on.
"But it’s mostly good to be back and the breaks energize me to be a better mom and appreciate our time even more. I have it a lot easier than many people but I wanted to share my experience."
And to make her even more relatable, she decided to give her son a toy from her own childhood — something plenty of parents do.
Except this was no ordinary toy ...
And it was straight-up terrifying.
While it's by far the creepiest thing I've ever seen, it also happens to be Amy's most cherished toy from her childhood.
Full disclosure, and no offense to Amy, this toy is going to be the star of my nightmares for weeks to come.
But in the next slide, Pokey is photographed next to Gene.
Yeah, no doubt.
Pokey is scaring me, a fully grown woman.
I can't even imagine the longterm repercussions this thing is going to have on a child!
Let us know what you think of Amy Schumer's childhood toy, Pokey, in the comments below!