Ever meet someone who's so wild that you suddenly appreciate that you don't understand why they do what they do? Because if you did, you'd be as whack as they are?
Sometimes, I wonder if I'm that person to everyone I meet. But hey, at least it's not same old, same old. Uh...right?
Here are some bad calls and some good calls...but none of them are boring.
But I guess they're just four weird statue things that are done up like Ninja Turtles? So that's a thing. Not sure which is weirder.
But just because you now have hot nacho cheese doesn't mean I want to drink my coffee outta your cheese-pot. Sure, you cleaned it. But we all know it's absorbed in there.
But wasn't there a location that would be slightly less embarrassing to inflate? It's not like you didn't know we'd have to do it eventually. At this point it feels pretty on-purpose.
And thus, we may never know exactly how dumb this person was. C'est la vie.
Can't be easy to manage a beard that could knock you out when it's soaking wet.
I will add, though, that I am super jealous and might consider this technique.
I think this dude might actually be The Source by Circuit City. What an OG.
One, you can call it your Shower Cage. Two, who doesn't want Nicolas Cage staring at them first thing in the morning? And...do you need a third reason?
But this person has the entire thing set up, so hopefully things get wild.
Just...what did you think was gonna happen? Also, nice one.
Which is both the caption to this pic and what my boss asks me every time we check in.
I'm also down for some possessed pineapple, but that sounds a little more complicated.
Also, this look would never work on me.
I'll try anything once, so bring it on. Invade my face with an army of delicious treats.
I think the smiley face on the bag is what pushes it over the line for me. This person needs a hug.
Because somewhere out there, someone's letting their children wander around Walmart in dinosaur masks.
I'm getting emotional.
