Ever meet someone who’s so wild that you suddenly appreciate that you don’t understand why they do what they do? Because if you did, you’d be as whack as they are?
Sometimes, I wonder if I’m that person to everyone I meet. But hey, at least it’s not same old, same old. Uh…right?
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Here are some bad calls and some good calls…but none of them are boring .
1. See, at first I thought this was four dudes in Ninja Turtle outfits…gardening, I guess? Which was weird.
But I guess they’re just four weird statue things that are done up like Ninja Turtles? So that’s a thing. Not sure which is weirder.
2. Hard to argue with this logic, to be honest. I’m actually impressed.
But just because you now have hot nacho cheese doesn’t mean I want to drink my coffee outta your cheese-pot. Sure, you cleaned it. But we all know it’s absorbed in there.
3. I mean, I guess you had to put the nozzle somewhere.
But wasn’t there a location that would be slightly less embarrassing to inflate? It’s not like you didn’t know we’d have to do it eventually. At this point it feels pretty on-purpose.
4. I can’t tell from here if the car sunk in and got stuck, which makes me wonder if they just left it there instead of driving off the wet cement.
And thus, we may never know exactly how dumb this person was. C’est la vie.
5. Wow. It’s amazing that this beard flip can be so utterly majestic while also literally being a slap in the face.
Can’t be easy to manage a beard that could knock you out when it’s soaking wet.
6. It’s also considerably more hygienic of a beard-related activity than, say, slamming ramen and sriracha into your facial hair.
I will add, though, that I am super jealous and might consider this technique.
7. Is this for work? Or just a level of Radio Shack fetishism that has never been seen before?
I think this dude might actually be The Source by Circuit City. What an OG.
8. OK, sure, might seem creepy at first glance. But hear me out.
One, you can call it your Shower Cage. Two, who doesn’t want Nicolas Cage staring at them first thing in the morning? And…do you need a third reason?
9. I’ve been in a car transporting a trampoline, and at no point did we have any bounce-related hijinks. Very disappointing.
But this person has the entire thing set up , so hopefully things get wild.
10. Even then, it’s still a bit more levelheaded than tricking your child into jumping on an ice-covered trampoline in winter.
Just…what did you think was gonna happen? Also, nice one.
11. Can you be incredibly lazy and incredibly hardworking at the same time?
Which is both the caption to this pic and what my boss asks me every time we check in.
12. I really love that somewhere, there’s a person making haunted bananas in their local grocery store.
I’m also down for some possessed pineapple, but that sounds a little more complicated.
13. Well, this is pretty incredible. I just think that I’d get sick of the style, and then the nightmare of removing the braids would just be beginning.
Also, this look would never work on me.
14. So, reclaimed wasteland might not sound appetizing, but it’s important to branch out and try new things.
I’ll try anything once, so bring it on. Invade my face with an army of delicious treats.
15. Whew. That is some high-maintenance sad right there.
I think the smiley face on the bag is what pushes it over the line for me. This person needs a hug.
16. I guess life might be boring sometimes, but only if you’re just paying attention to your own stuff.
Because somewhere out there, someone’s letting their children wander around Walmart in dinosaur masks.
I’m getting emotional.
