Cradle That Cabernet At Family Christmas With A Wine Pocket Sweater

Holiday season is officially upon us, which means that it's time for our favorite pairing: inappropriate comments from extended family members, and just the right amount of alcohol to grant us the gift of forgetting said comments.

Don't act like y'all aren't about to sit at a turkey dinner with your racist Grandma and your estranged Uncle John who says things like "I'm not a lesbian, I'm an American," then spills an entire bowl of cranberry sauce on his ill-fitting white tank top.

All the while, Aunt Stacie asks why you aren't married yet.

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After all, your cousin Lindsey is married to a dermatologist and they have 4.2 Gap catalog kids. Then your dad's weird family friend is all like "where's my hug?"

The point is, you could use a drink.

Lucky for you, Want That Trend is selling stocking sweaters specially made to fit an entire bottle of wine.


Priced at $33.21, we've never seen fashion so darn functional.

Sure, it's not the most *subtle* way to drink wine out there on the market.

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But hey, desperate times call for desperate measures and if you have enough, it's not like you'll care anyway.

Unfortunately, the website recommends that you don't walk around with an actual glass wine bottle in the stocking pocket.


"The Wine Pocket Christmas Jumper is for novelty purposes only - for safety reasons do not use with a glass bottle," a statement on the website reads.

They went on to say, "We recommend you decant wine into a plastic bottle should you wish to carry it with you."

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Ugh, fine. Guess we have to be like, safe or whatever. Now I see why some people have a sommelier for stuff like this.

Who's ready to put on their wine sweater and get sippin'?

The Want That Trend Wine Pocket Christmas Jumper will surely make this holiday season one to remember. Or not, depending on what exactly you're looking for.

h/t: Cosmopolitan