My BF Has a Lifelong Butt Problem - I Don't Feel Sorry! 🍑💔

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Diply | Diply

Buckle up, folks! 🚗💨 We've got a juicy tale of love, butts, and existential crises! 😱 Meet our protagonist, a 25-year-old ER worker with a boyfriend who's got a serious case of the grumps. 😠 When anything disrupts his precious peace, he loses his sh*t! 💩 But wait, there's more! Our poor boyfriend's got a bumpy surprise near his back door, and it's not the kind you want! 🍑 Let's dive into this cheeky story and see if our ER girlfriend is the a-hole! 🤔

🚨 Relationship Drama Alert! 🚨

LilMochi09 | LilMochi09

🐶 Puppy Problems! 🐾

LilMochi09 | LilMochi09

🍑 Butt Bump Dilemma! 😳

LilMochi09 | LilMochi09

🏥 ER Girlfriend to the Rescue! 🚑

LilMochi09 | LilMochi09

🙌 Hemorrhoids Be Gone! 🙏

LilMochi09 | LilMochi09

😲 Shocking News from the PA! 😱

LilMochi09 | LilMochi09

🥣 Overnight Oats to the Rescue! 🌾

LilMochi09 | LilMochi09

😡 Boyfriend Loses His Sh*t! 💩

LilMochi09 | LilMochi09

🤷‍♀️ ER Girlfriend Doesn't Get It 🤔

LilMochi09 | LilMochi09

🤯 Boyfriend's Existential Crisis! 😵

LilMochi09 | LilMochi09

🤔 Am I the A-hole? 🍑

LilMochi09 | LilMochi09

💭 Final Thoughts 💭

LilMochi09 | LilMochi09

🍑 Boyfriend's Bumpy Bum Brings Big Drama! 😱

Well, well, well! Looks like our ER girlfriend's boyfriend is in for a bumpy ride! 🎢 After a trip to the doc and $350 later, he's diagnosed with hemorrhoids at the ripe age of 26! 😳 But wait, there's more! The PA drops a bomb 💣 - this could be a lifelong issue! 😱 Cue the boyfriend's existential crisis! 🤯 Our ER girlfriend tries to reassure him with the power of fiber 🥣 and water 💧, but he's not having it! 😤 He explodes, saying she ruined his day and his precious peace! 😡 But our ER gal has seen worse and thinks he's overreacting. 🙄 So, let's see what the internet thinks of this cheeky situation! 🍑

BF's emotional immaturity - NTA should rethink the relationship 👍

SpringfieldMO_Daddy | SpringfieldMO_Daddy

Dump him! 🚮 NTA, you deserve better. 💁

lookingformiles | lookingformiles

Suggests BF may have autism/ADHD, NTA but he needs help 👍

soupthermos | soupthermos

Don't let his lifelong butt problem ruin your day too! 😂

EnceladusKnight | EnceladusKnight

Medical negligence or oversight? No answers in replies.

MaxFish1275 | MaxFish1275

Encourage communication and growth in relationship with understanding 💬✨

trxsh_king | trxsh_king

ER worker's advice on hemorrhoids raises eyebrows 🤔

sundaze_08 | sundaze_08

Hemorrhoids are a mild annoyance, NTA. BF needs to deal. 😒

gordo613 | gordo613

Choosing peace over anger when dealing with annoyances. NTA 🙌

clairebear582 | clairebear582

The commenter shares her experience with hemorrhoids and childbirth.

hinky-as-hell | hinky-as-hell

BF's butt problem might not be the issue. 🤔

No_Pianist_3006 | No_Pianist_3006

BF acts childish, NTA for sharing information before work 👍

Housing-Spirited | Housing-Spirited

Discussion of BF's health information without consent - ESH 😑

Frozefoots | Frozefoots

HIPAA violation? Doctor may be TBA. 🤔

redpotatofox | redpotatofox

Dealing with hemorrhoids: a minor inconvenience or a major issue?

ellegiiggle | ellegiiggle

Curious commenter questions the validity of the post. 🤔

30FourThirty4 | 30FourThirty4

NTA and BF needs therapy to handle change. Talk boundaries. 👍

Sailuker | Sailuker

Don't be his mother! 🙅‍♀️ It'll only get worse.

pizza_danger | pizza_danger

Empathetic comment suggests seeking medical help for partner's behavior.

donkeyvoteadick | donkeyvoteadick

Experiences with similar ex, warning to not get caught. NTA 👍

APFernweh | APFernweh

A commenter questions OP's actions, suggests NAH. 🤔

PileofMail | PileofMail

🚫 No kids with man-child who can't handle puppy & hemorrhoid

Loose-Garlic-3461 | Loose-Garlic-3461

BF's butt problem is not his only issue, personality matters 💩

Dizzy_Eye5257 | Dizzy_Eye5257

User warns against having a child with temperamental partner 😱

Intermountain-Gal | Intermountain-Gal

Medical privacy matters. Always get consent before discussing health issues.

partanimal | partanimal

BF with emotional baggage needs to sort his sh*t out. 💩

Hateseveryone11 | Hateseveryone11

Suggesting possible undiagnosed autism in a respectful manner. 🤓

Vegetable-Account751 | Vegetable-Account751

Dump the toddler bf and move on! 👍

Asleep_Percentage257 | Asleep_Percentage257

A humorous take on a serious medical issue 😂

Neweleni7 | Neweleni7

NTA comment shuts down entitled behavior with sass.

zipper1919 | zipper1919

Curious if boyfriend has neurological disorder causing extreme reactions. 🤔

Hawkfan4_life | Hawkfan4_life

NTA calls out immature BF for giving attitude about health info 👊

Ok-Guidance-2112 | Ok-Guidance-2112

Dealing with a life-long medical condition can be emotionally challenging. 😢

nudul | nudul

Could his butt problem be related to ASD? 🤔

leftofthebellcurve | leftofthebellcurve

Speculating on BF's condition, insensitive or helpful? 🤔

jengaduk | jengaduk

Did the boyfriend have emotional maturity or always a toddler? NTA.

Inevitable-Slice-263 | Inevitable-Slice-263

A harsh but honest comment about a problematic relationship dynamic.

Mysterious_Primary89 | Mysterious_Primary89

User calls out OP for misleading title and lack of sympathy

HoeImOddyNuff | HoeImOddyNuff

Dump his a** honey, ain't NO dick that good! 💯

cailian13 | cailian13

User calls out BF for being dramatic over butt problem 😂

OdinFannypack | OdinFannypack

Beware of dating someone who can't handle annoying kids 😱

LogiCsmxp | LogiCsmxp

Making the best of hemorrhoids with humor 😂

Man_Bear_Beaver | Man_Bear_Beaver

NTA! Boyfriend using you as a scapegoat for his temper 😡

YogiWoman | YogiWoman

Proper care can prevent lifelong hemorrhoids. Is he in therapy?

petalsinthekettle | petalsinthekettle

BF acting like a 4 yr old with butt problem 🍑 NTA

Empatheater | Empatheater

Setting boundaries with a partner: navigating mental health struggles. NTA.

LeafyEucalyptus | LeafyEucalyptus

ESH: Commenter suggests healthy eating to solve lifelong butt problem

Chillinjillin03 | Chillinjillin03

Misconceptions can be funny sometimes 😂

LackUnlucky9451 | LackUnlucky9451

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