Buckle up, folks! We’ve got a juicy tale of love, butts, and existential crises! Meet our protagonist, a 25-year-old ER worker with a boyfriend who’s got a serious case of the grumps. When anything disrupts his precious peace, he loses his sh*t! But wait, there’s more! Our poor boyfriend’s got a bumpy surprise near his back door, and it’s not the kind you want! Let’s dive into this cheeky story and see if our ER girlfriend is the a-hole!
Relationship Drama Alert!
Puppy Problems!
Butt Bump Dilemma!
ER Girlfriend to the Rescue!
Hemorrhoids Be Gone!
Shocking News from the PA!
Overnight Oats to the Rescue!
Boyfriend Loses His Sh*t!
♀️ ER Girlfriend Doesn’t Get It
Boyfriend’s Existential Crisis!
Am I the A-hole?
Final Thoughts
Boyfriend’s Bumpy Bum Brings Big Drama!
Well, well, well! Looks like our ER girlfriend’s boyfriend is in for a bumpy ride! After a trip to the doc and $350 later, he’s diagnosed with hemorrhoids at the ripe age of 26! But wait, there’s more! The PA drops a bomb – this could be a lifelong issue! Cue the boyfriend’s existential crisis! Our ER girlfriend tries to reassure him with the power of fiber and water , but he’s not having it! He explodes, saying she ruined his day and his precious peace! But our ER gal has seen worse and thinks he’s overreacting. So, let’s see what the internet thinks of this cheeky situation!
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BF’s emotional immaturity – NTA should rethink the relationship
Dump him! NTA, you deserve better.
Suggests BF may have autism/ADHD, NTA but he needs help
Don’t let his lifelong butt problem ruin your day too!
Medical negligence or oversight? No answers in replies.
Encourage communication and growth in relationship with understanding ✨
ER worker’s advice on hemorrhoids raises eyebrows
Hemorrhoids are a mild annoyance, NTA. BF needs to deal.
Choosing peace over anger when dealing with annoyances. NTA
The commenter shares her experience with hemorrhoids and childbirth.
BF’s butt problem might not be the issue.
BF acts childish, NTA for sharing information before work
Discussion of BF’s health information without consent – ESH
HIPAA violation? Doctor may be TBA.
Dealing with hemorrhoids: a minor inconvenience or a major issue?
Curious commenter questions the validity of the post.
NTA and BF needs therapy to handle change. Talk boundaries.
Don’t be his mother! ♀️ It’ll only get worse.
Empathetic comment suggests seeking medical help for partner’s behavior.
Experiences with similar ex, warning to not get caught. NTA
A commenter questions OP’s actions, suggests NAH.
No kids with man-child who can’t handle puppy & hemorrhoid
BF’s butt problem is not his only issue, personality matters
User warns against having a child with temperamental partner
Medical privacy matters. Always get consent before discussing health issues.
BF with emotional baggage needs to sort his sh*t out.
Suggesting possible undiagnosed autism in a respectful manner.
Dump the toddler bf and move on!
A humorous take on a serious medical issue
NTA comment shuts down entitled behavior with sass.
Curious if boyfriend has neurological disorder causing extreme reactions.
NTA calls out immature BF for giving attitude about health info
Dealing with a life-long medical condition can be emotionally challenging.
Could his butt problem be related to ASD?
Speculating on BF’s condition, insensitive or helpful?
Did the boyfriend have emotional maturity or always a toddler? NTA.
A harsh but honest comment about a problematic relationship dynamic.
User calls out OP for misleading title and lack of sympathy
Dump his a** honey, ain’t NO dick that good!
User calls out BF for being dramatic over butt problem
Beware of dating someone who can’t handle annoying kids
Making the best of hemorrhoids with humor
NTA! Boyfriend using you as a scapegoat for his temper
Proper care can prevent lifelong hemorrhoids. Is he in therapy?
BF acting like a 4 yr old with butt problem NTA
Setting boundaries with a partner: navigating mental health struggles. NTA.
ESH: Commenter suggests healthy eating to solve lifelong butt problem
Misconceptions can be funny sometimes
