Buckle up, folks! 🚗💨 We've got a juicy tale of love, butts, and existential crises! 😱 Meet our protagonist, a 25-year-old ER worker with a boyfriend who's got a serious case of the grumps. 😠 When anything disrupts his precious peace, he loses his sh*t! 💩 But wait, there's more! Our poor boyfriend's got a bumpy surprise near his back door, and it's not the kind you want! 🍑 Let's dive into this cheeky story and see if our ER girlfriend is the a-hole! 🤔
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🚨 Relationship Drama Alert! 🚨
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🐶 Puppy Problems! 🐾
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🍑 Butt Bump Dilemma! 😳
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🏥 ER Girlfriend to the Rescue! 🚑
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🙌 Hemorrhoids Be Gone! 🙏
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😲 Shocking News from the PA! 😱
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🥣 Overnight Oats to the Rescue! 🌾
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😡 Boyfriend Loses His Sh*t! 💩
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🤷♀️ ER Girlfriend Doesn't Get It 🤔
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🤯 Boyfriend's Existential Crisis! 😵
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🤔 Am I the A-hole? 🍑
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💭 Final Thoughts 💭
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🍑 Boyfriend's Bumpy Bum Brings Big Drama! 😱
Well, well, well! Looks like our ER girlfriend's boyfriend is in for a bumpy ride! 🎢 After a trip to the doc and $350 later, he's diagnosed with hemorrhoids at the ripe age of 26! 😳 But wait, there's more! The PA drops a bomb 💣 - this could be a lifelong issue! 😱 Cue the boyfriend's existential crisis! 🤯 Our ER girlfriend tries to reassure him with the power of fiber 🥣 and water 💧, but he's not having it! 😤 He explodes, saying she ruined his day and his precious peace! 😡 But our ER gal has seen worse and thinks he's overreacting. 🙄 So, let's see what the internet thinks of this cheeky situation! 🍑
BF's emotional immaturity - NTA should rethink the relationship 👍
SpringfieldMO_Daddy | SpringfieldMO_Daddy
Dump him! 🚮 NTA, you deserve better. 💁
lookingformiles | lookingformiles
Suggests BF may have autism/ADHD, NTA but he needs help 👍
soupthermos | soupthermos
Don't let his lifelong butt problem ruin your day too! 😂
EnceladusKnight | EnceladusKnight
Medical negligence or oversight? No answers in replies.
MaxFish1275 | MaxFish1275
Encourage communication and growth in relationship with understanding 💬✨
trxsh_king | trxsh_king
ER worker's advice on hemorrhoids raises eyebrows 🤔
sundaze_08 | sundaze_08
Hemorrhoids are a mild annoyance, NTA. BF needs to deal. 😒
gordo613 | gordo613
Choosing peace over anger when dealing with annoyances. NTA 🙌
clairebear582 | clairebear582
The commenter shares her experience with hemorrhoids and childbirth.
hinky-as-hell | hinky-as-hell
BF's butt problem might not be the issue. 🤔
No_Pianist_3006 | No_Pianist_3006
BF acts childish, NTA for sharing information before work 👍
Housing-Spirited | Housing-Spirited
Discussion of BF's health information without consent - ESH 😑
Frozefoots | Frozefoots
HIPAA violation? Doctor may be TBA. 🤔
redpotatofox | redpotatofox
Dealing with hemorrhoids: a minor inconvenience or a major issue?
ellegiiggle | ellegiiggle
Curious commenter questions the validity of the post. 🤔
30FourThirty4 | 30FourThirty4
NTA and BF needs therapy to handle change. Talk boundaries. 👍
Sailuker | Sailuker
Don't be his mother! 🙅♀️ It'll only get worse.
pizza_danger | pizza_danger
Empathetic comment suggests seeking medical help for partner's behavior.
donkeyvoteadick | donkeyvoteadick
Experiences with similar ex, warning to not get caught. NTA 👍
APFernweh | APFernweh
A commenter questions OP's actions, suggests NAH. 🤔
PileofMail | PileofMail
🚫 No kids with man-child who can't handle puppy & hemorrhoid
Loose-Garlic-3461 | Loose-Garlic-3461
BF's butt problem is not his only issue, personality matters 💩
Dizzy_Eye5257 | Dizzy_Eye5257
User warns against having a child with temperamental partner 😱
Intermountain-Gal | Intermountain-Gal
Medical privacy matters. Always get consent before discussing health issues.
partanimal | partanimal
BF with emotional baggage needs to sort his sh*t out. 💩
Hateseveryone11 | Hateseveryone11
Suggesting possible undiagnosed autism in a respectful manner. 🤓
Vegetable-Account751 | Vegetable-Account751
Dump the toddler bf and move on! 👍
Asleep_Percentage257 | Asleep_Percentage257
A humorous take on a serious medical issue 😂
Neweleni7 | Neweleni7
NTA comment shuts down entitled behavior with sass.
zipper1919 | zipper1919
Curious if boyfriend has neurological disorder causing extreme reactions. 🤔
Hawkfan4_life | Hawkfan4_life
NTA calls out immature BF for giving attitude about health info 👊
Ok-Guidance-2112 | Ok-Guidance-2112
Dealing with a life-long medical condition can be emotionally challenging. 😢
nudul | nudul
Could his butt problem be related to ASD? 🤔
leftofthebellcurve | leftofthebellcurve
Speculating on BF's condition, insensitive or helpful? 🤔
jengaduk | jengaduk
Did the boyfriend have emotional maturity or always a toddler? NTA.
Inevitable-Slice-263 | Inevitable-Slice-263
A harsh but honest comment about a problematic relationship dynamic.
Mysterious_Primary89 | Mysterious_Primary89
User calls out OP for misleading title and lack of sympathy
HoeImOddyNuff | HoeImOddyNuff
Dump his a** honey, ain't NO dick that good! 💯
cailian13 | cailian13
User calls out BF for being dramatic over butt problem 😂
OdinFannypack | OdinFannypack
Beware of dating someone who can't handle annoying kids 😱
LogiCsmxp | LogiCsmxp
Making the best of hemorrhoids with humor 😂
Man_Bear_Beaver | Man_Bear_Beaver
NTA! Boyfriend using you as a scapegoat for his temper 😡
YogiWoman | YogiWoman
Proper care can prevent lifelong hemorrhoids. Is he in therapy?
petalsinthekettle | petalsinthekettle
BF acting like a 4 yr old with butt problem 🍑 NTA
Empatheater | Empatheater
Setting boundaries with a partner: navigating mental health struggles. NTA.
LeafyEucalyptus | LeafyEucalyptus
ESH: Commenter suggests healthy eating to solve lifelong butt problem
Chillinjillin03 | Chillinjillin03
Misconceptions can be funny sometimes 😂
LackUnlucky9451 | LackUnlucky9451