13+ Funny Pics To Stare At While Some Guy In Khakis Tells You To Smile More

Yelling "NOT A SQUIRREL!" sounds like the exact sort of thing that a squirrel in disguise would shout to try and cover its tracks. I'm not falling for it!

Whatever their wage is, those are some extremely underpaid workers.

I want this cake for every remaining birthday that I have. Never before has a cake so accurately represented how I feel inside. My soul is a pink-frosted, garish, pop-culture-obsessed nightmare laced with hateful comments.

The party is also strongly in favor of taxing the rich, universal healthcare, and plastic balls with bells and squeakers in them. They are passionately against fireworks 'cause they're very loud!

If you're an automatic cleaning machine with no purpose other than one which you were assigned by your lazy creator, then the "Existential Roombas Forum" may be the place for you.

This could be the best essay that I have ever read in my life. He sets out his hypothesis, has a point to prove, and backs his argument up with facts. Marvelous.

If you've ever been in a relationship with someone who uses fabric scissors then you'll understand that this is not an empty threat. Dear lord, far from it!

Where on Earth did you get this washing machine from? The land that convenience forgot? I'd take a punt on "WarmWarm", it seems more reliable than "HotCold".

He came so close to nailing it! Although in a manner, he did it more perfectly than any of them!

Pick up your damn trash people! It's not like bins are there for purely aesthetic purposes like gyms are!

Those 29% of people in the audience were clearly attempting to punish him for his stupidity. I mean, Llamathrust?! Can we all start calling it that now, please?

Yes, I'm sure that some people will be whinging in a nasally annoying voice about why it exists; but let's be honest, it only exists so the clock in your car is wrong half of the year.

Everyone needs to stop standing there gawping, can't they see it's crying out for attention?

Well, I hope it at least kept your boring looking cereal fresh. Just give in and buy some Frosties or something else with sugar on and don't hate yourself so much.

Psycho violin screech

Deck the halls with boughs of— actually, you know what, probably better not.

How to destroy your social life in one move, offer to take overnight shifts!

Whenever you find yourself down, just look at this cat and think, "If that goofy cat can put a brave face on when it's clearly dying inside, then I can too!"

Actually, no, this sign has a very valid point and you definitely should be afraid of the meaning behind it.

I wish I loved something as much as this guy clearly loves plaques. I guess I'm just dead inside.