The internet roasted Gwyneth Paltrow when a quote from her ongoing ski accident trail went viral.
Paltrow Gone On A Trial
The 50-year-old actress has gone on trial in Utah for several days after retired optometrist, Terry Sanderson, sued her over a 2016 ski accident.
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Court Asked Paltrow About Her Loss
During one of the trial days, Paltrow took the stand in court to testify about the “losses” she endured due to the accident.
She Said Something Funny
She said the now-famous statement, “Well, we lost half a day of skiing.”
Reaction By Fans
Since then, fans and other celebrities, like Busy Philipps, have posted viral comments to the actress’ statement.
Reaction By Busy Philipps
The White Chicks actress shared a photo with fellow actress, Jen Tullock, on Instagram and captioned it with Gwyneth’s quote.
Twitter Also Became A Floodgate
Twitter has also become a floodgate of mostly amusing replies to Gwyneth’s statement.
Tweet By Mark Lewis
“I hate to tell you this but if you’re only hitting the slopes now you’ve missed a half day of skiing which is the worst thing that can happen to anyone,” Mark said.
Another User Said Gwyneth Will Never Get Back Her Day
“He can earn more money—but Gwyneth will NEVER get back the half day of skiing she lost,” added another. “So who’s really the bad person here?????”
Statement Into Halloween Costume?
In response to someone tweeting a video clip with the caption, “This trial is fully an Adderall talk to a Xanax,” another person had the amusing idea to start working up Halloween ideas for the upcoming season. “I need to find a way of making well; I lost half a day of skiing into a Halloween costume this year.”
Another Sarcastic Tweet
One Twitter user posted a photo of Mario, the video game character, gripping his chest in distress, with the caption, “Gwyneth Paltrow after losing half a day of skiing.”
Another User Called Gwyneth, An Art
Someone else just posted a photo of Gwyneth on the stand with the caption, “This is art.”
It’s Getting Out Of Hands
Another added, “texting all my friends “well … I lost half a day of skiing” next time any minor inconvenience befalls me.”
One User Brought Up Gwyneth’s Brand
In the chat, one guy brilliantly brought up the Marvel actress’s brand Goop .
“Half a day of skiing that she will never get back! How many vagina candles did that cost her?!?!”
Terry Sanderson Filed Lawsuit In 2019
Sanderson filed a $3.1 million lawsuit against the actress in 2019, alleging her of colliding with him on a ski slope at Deer Valley Resort in Park City, Utah, in 2016 and caused him to suffer a permanent traumatic brain injury.
She Counterclaimed Him
The actress filed a counterclaim against Sanderson, alleging that he collided with her on the ski hill.
Paltrow Charged The Plaintiff
In addition, Paltrow charged the plaintiff with paying back her legal bills and $1 in additional damages.
Gwyneth Compared Her Glasses to Dahmer’s
After comparing her spectacles to serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer, on a prior court day, the Seven actress also prompted more amusing internet comments.
Jeffery Dahmer, The Serial Killer
Dahmer, also known as the Milwaukee Cannibal, was a serial murderer and s*x offender who murdered and dismembered 17 men and boys between 1978 and 1991. In his 1991 picture, he wore spectacles identical to those in his previous mugshot.
Response By Fans And Users
A commentator on a news article displaying Gwyneth wearing the specs said online, “Jeffrey Dahmer’s glasses, I like her serial killer vibe.”
‘Jeffrey Dahmer meets Gwyneth Paltrow,’ remarked another.
Another said, “Gwyneth Paltrow is literally going for the #Dahmer look at this ski accident trail…wtf? Not very on brand for @goop.”
