What are the signs of too much internet?
Is it these people who hilariously failed at life ? What about internet challenges that make people lose faith in humanity ? Or, could it be these celebrity confessions that range from the scandalous to the shocking to the straight-up disgusting?
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We’ll let you be the judge of that based on how far you make it through these 12 weird confessions celebs actually admitted.
1. When Charlie Puth admitted to losing his virginity to a fan.
In an interview with Bustle, the singer said that he was 21 when he hooked up with a fan in Boston . “This girl came up to me and was like, ‘Can you sign my chest?’” the artist revealed.
“I was like, I feel like a rock star.”
This ended up being a one-night stand, which is something that Charlie regrets.
He admitted that he wishes that the entire thing had been “more memorable,” as he didn’t end up seeing her again.
2. When Kourtney Kardashian admitted to drinking husband Travis Barker’s sperm to increase odds of conception.
The reality star has wasted no time in documenting her journey to get pregnant on The Kardashians . First, the pair were open about having sex in the doctor’s office to retrieve a sperm sample.
In another episode, the couple did a cleanse together, which included a strict diet and a sex ban.
Most recently, Kourtney and Travis discussed how their doctor recommended that Kourtney drink Travis’s sperm to improve Kourtney’s thyroid levels, which can interfere with egg release.
3. When Lea Michele admitted that she showed Jonathan Groff her “whole vagina.”
That’s one way to get aquainted with someone!
Lea revealed this private information in the HBO documentary Spring Awakening: Those You’ve Known. The documentary was covering the making of the Spring Awakening play, which premiered in 2006.
As a gay man who had not yet come out at the time, Groff asked to see Lea’s vagina to help with their sex scenes.
“And I took a desk lamp and showed him,” Lea shared. “That’s how close we are, but I’ve never seen Jonathan naked. I’ve never seen his penis.”
4. When Megan Fox and MGK admitted to drinking each other’s blood.
These two like to have a bloody good time. “It’s just a few drops, but yes, we do consume each other’s blood on occasion for ritual purposes only,” Megan said in a candid interview with Glamour .
Since they’re really into tarot cards and metaphysical practices, this takes place during rituals on new moons and full moons.
“And so, when I do it, it’s a passage or it is used for a reason.”
“And it is controlled where it’s like, ‘Let’s shed a few drops of blood and each drink it.’”
Um, okay.
5. When Fergie admitted to wetting her pants on stage.
The infamous moment took place in 2005 when she was performing with the Black-Eyed Peas. After getting stuck in traffic, she was late to the show and had no time to use the washroom.
“I get crazy and I jump and I run across the stage and my adrenaline was running,” she recalled to Hot 97 radio.
In the midst of all this, she went pee on stage. “I wish it didn’t happen,” she said. “It was so embarrassing.”
6. When Megan Fox revealed that she and MGK cut a hole in her jumpsuit so they could have sex.
Some things should stay behind closed doors, like this confession that Megan shared to her stylist, Maeve Reilly, via text message.
“Was this blue outfit expensive because we just cut a hole in the crotch so we could have sex,” Megan’s text read.
In response, her stylist wrote: “I hate you” and “I’ll fix it.” Another time, the actress described their sex as the kind “that would make Lucifer clutch his rosary.”
7. When Nick Jonas admitted to having a smelly first kiss.
While the first part of his kiss is cool (he got to kiss Miley Cyrus), the second part isn’t so great.
He told a crowd at BBC 1’s School Run that his breath was terrible since he had just eaten a pizza with onions all over it.
8. When Kesha admitted to having sex with a ghost.
“It’s about experiences with the supernatural… but in a sexy way,” she told Ryan Seacrest. “I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it.”
9. When Jessica Simpson admitted to only brushing her teeth three times per week.
It’s a good thing we don’t have to kiss her! The designer’s reasoning for forgoing normal dental hygiene is that she doesn’t like slippery teeth . She does, however, use Listerine and floss every day.
10. When Rumer Willis admitted to crushing on her ex-stepdad, Ashton Kutcher.
“That’s when you open your Teen Beat and just take him down, rip out somebody else, and put them up,” she told Howard Stern in an interview . She did, however, her mom credit, saying, “I was kind of impressed like, ‘Yeah girl, get it.'”
11. When Mila Kunis admitted to not showering often.
“I don’t wash my body with soap every day,” Mila shared on the July 19th episode of Dax Shepard’s Armchair Expert podcast .
Her stinky confession got other celebs, like Jake Gyllenhaal, to fess up about their own questionable hygiene.
“More and more, I find bathing to be less necessary at times,” Jake told Vanity Fair.
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard also came out of the woodwork to say that they only bathe their two daughters when they smell or have dirt on them.
12. When Charlie Puth admitted that the first song he masturbated to was “This Love” by Maroon 5.
Ah, definitely TMI! He admitted this tidbit during an interview with Bustle. “Now I’m good friends with [lead singer] Adam Levine . [I told him] and he was like, ‘That’s really weird.'”
