What are the signs of too much internet?
Is it these people who hilariously failed at life? What about internet challenges that make people lose faith in humanity? Or, could it be these celebrity confessions that range from the scandalous to the shocking to the straight-up disgusting?
We'll let you be the judge of that based on how far you make it through these 12 weird confessions celebs actually admitted.
In an interview with Bustle, the singer said that he was 21 when he hooked up with a fan in Boston. “This girl came up to me and was like, ‘Can you sign my chest?’” the artist revealed.
This ended up being a one-night stand, which is something that Charlie regrets.
He admitted that he wishes that the entire thing had been “more memorable,” as he didn’t end up seeing her again.
The reality star has wasted no time in documenting her journey to get pregnant on The Kardashians. First, the pair were open about having sex in the doctor's office to retrieve a sperm sample.
Most recently, Kourtney and Travis discussed how their doctor recommended that Kourtney drink Travis's sperm to improve Kourtney's thyroid levels, which can interfere with egg release.
That's one way to get aquainted with someone!
Lea revealed this private information in the HBO documentary Spring Awakening: Those You've Known. The documentary was covering the making of the Spring Awakening play, which premiered in 2006.
"And I took a desk lamp and showed him," Lea shared. "That's how close we are, but I've never seen Jonathan naked. I've never seen his penis."
These two like to have a bloody good time. “It’s just a few drops, but yes, we do consume each other’s blood on occasion for ritual purposes only," Megan said in a candid interview with Glamour.
"And so, when I do it, it’s a passage or it is used for a reason."
"And it is controlled where it’s like, ‘Let’s shed a few drops of blood and each drink it.’"
Um, okay.
The infamous moment took place in 2005 when she was performing with the Black-Eyed Peas. After getting stuck in traffic, she was late to the show and had no time to use the washroom.
In the midst of all this, she went pee on stage. "I wish it didn't happen," she said. "It was so embarrassing."
Some things should stay behind closed doors, like this confession that Megan shared to her stylist, Maeve Reilly, via text message.
In response, her stylist wrote: "I hate you" and "I'll fix it." Another time, the actress described their sex as the kind "that would make Lucifer clutch his rosary."
While the first part of his kiss is cool (he got to kiss Miley Cyrus), the second part isn't so great.
He told a crowd at BBC 1's School Run that his breath was terrible since he had just eaten a pizza with onions all over it.
"It’s about experiences with the supernatural... but in a sexy way,” she told Ryan Seacrest. “I had a couple of experiences with the supernatural. I don’t know his name! He was a ghost! I’m very open to it.”
It's a good thing we don't have to kiss her! The designer's reasoning for forgoing normal dental hygiene is that she doesn't like slippery teeth. She does, however, use Listerine and floss every day.
"That's when you open your Teen Beat and just take him down, rip out somebody else, and put them up," she told Howard Stern in an interview. She did, however, her mom credit, saying, "I was kind of impressed like, 'Yeah girl, get it.'"
"I don't wash my body with soap every day," Mila shared on the July 19th episode of Dax Shepard's Armchair Expert podcast.
Her stinky confession got other celebs, like Jake Gyllenhaal, to fess up about their own questionable hygiene.
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard also came out of the woodwork to say that they only bathe their two daughters when they smell or have dirt on them.
Ah, definitely TMI! He admitted this tidbit during an interview with Bustle. "Now I’m good friends with [lead singer] Adam Levine. [I told him] and he was like, 'That’s really weird.'"
