"We had a neighbor who was obviously nuts. They were older and both unemployed and having a rough go of it. So what's an unstable busy body to do? Why, peek over your neighbor's 6-foot-tall solid wood fence to spy! They called animal control on us because the dogs splashing pool water was gross. Not their drinking water, that was an automatic watering system that refilled with fresh water every time they used it, but the splashy baby pool water the dogs like to play in. We asked them, 'Why did you call animal control on us, our dogs have their own FLOOR of the house, they are hardly abused.' They said, hysterically sobbing, 'We just didn't know what to do!!!!'
We relocated to another residence after that. They then stole the huge ceramic pots of black bamboo that went on either side of the porch. When we pointed the theft out, they got angry and claimed since we were moving out, they were fair game."
I bet these folks are glad they moved, huh?