Tweets From Parents Who Didn't Expect Raising Kids To Be So Funny

Kasia Mikolajczak
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If you're a parent, you know that your life is full of ups and downs. It's a good day when everything goes according to play, but that rarely happens. Am I right? Instead, your house is most likely upside down, and your kids are running amok.

So I thought it would make you feel better to read some funny tweets from other parents that are sure relatable. Take a look and have a good laugh. You're welcome.

This Reassuring Fact

If you ever felt like you were a bad mom, don't worry about it too much. Take it from the animal kingdom, some moms are way worse than you, ha, ha. If you need more proof, get your hands on this book.

This Unexpected Turn Of Events

Yikes! That doesn't sound good to me, haha. I guess this will teach this guy to hide all the scissors the kids can find in the house. Good luck with that. What will they think of next, huh?

This Teachable Lesson

Oh no! Be careful what you say to your kid. You never know when they will turn it against you, lol. And this is the perfect example of that. I bet this person is shaking their head in disbelief now.

This Surprise

Ha, ha! Once you become a parent, you will quickly find out that things happen for absolutely no rhyme or reason. Am I right? So from now on, you need to be prepared for it all. This one is quite the curveball.

This Warning

Oh, yeah. Has that happened to you yet? If so, then you can definitely relate, ha, ha. It's like that time when the most annoying song gets stuck in your head, and you can't stop singing it all day.

This Scheduling Mishap

Oh, no! Don't mess with other parents' schedules. Or that will definitely send them into a tailspin. There's nothing more dangerous than parents thinking they've forgotten about an event their kid is supposed to attend. The struggle is real.

These Constant Lies

Ha, ha, is that right? Who knew that as a parent, you had to flat-out lie to your kids about the smallest things. And now you're on a roll, and you can't stop yourself. Does that sound familiar?

This New Normal

And this is why I don't hang out with people who have kids, ha, ha. That is all they talk about, right? There are no more normal conversation topics except "my kid did this, and my kid did that." I'm so over it.

This Proud Statement

Okay, confession time: are you one of those parents who does that? Like whenever you have a new kid, you add a sticker to your car? I can't stand people like that. Ooops, did I say that out loud?

This Resourceful Kid

OMG, ha, ha! Okay, I need to ask a question, though. How did the kid manage to pack an entire toaster into their backpack before the mom noticed? That's some stealth skill, no? I'm pretty impressed by that.

This Future Politician

Oh, no! They don't tell you this, but that's how it starts. I bet all politicians were quick studies like this. I hate to break this to you, but it's all downhill from now, so get ready for it, ha, ha.

This Not So Fun Fact

Oh, boy. Here we go. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but he's going to have a field day with this one, hehe. So brace yourself for a very long day, week, and month until he gets tired of it.

This Funny Truth

I bet you can relate to this if you, too, are raising hellraisers at home. Well, someday, you will laugh at this and remember those days fondly. Well, here's hoping, I guess. Until then, I sincerely wish you luck.

This Life Of A Teenager

And you thought having a toddler was hard. Wait until you wake up one day and your kid is now a teenager. That's when things really turn upside down. I don't envy this mom, ha, ha.

This Weekend Blunder

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! To which this mom's face went totally white. I bet this wasn't even an old lady at all, but just someone who started to show some grays. I know the feeling, and I wouldn't be laughing at it.

This Proud Announcement

Well, isn't that quite the accomplishment, eh? It sounds to me like the apple didn't fall too far from the tree. And these two have even more in common than this mom originally thought. Good for her!

This Annoying Situation

Why? No, just kidding, haha. Well, I can't offer this lady any help. All I can say is, "This too shall pass." And until then, get yourself a bottle of wine and try to block it out.

This Lovely Scenario

OMG, what? That's not nice. One parent replied to this tweet by saying, "At least yours asks. 4.5 will come sit on my lap, like he's going to cuddle, then farts, giggles, and runs away." And I can't stop laughing at that.

How funny were those parenting tweets, huh?

Rosario Dawson laughing

If you didn't find this relatable, I don't know what to say to you. It has to be at least a little reassuring to know that you're not the only one struggling with the parenting thing. If anything, that must make you feel a little better, no? That's exactly why I'm here for you.