Celebs Who Had Really Terrible First Dates Just Like The Rest Of Us

Jordan Claes
Charlize Theron on a boat.
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Everybody knows what it feels like to have a bad date — even the most high-profile celebrities on the planet. Try as you might to fight it, sooner or later we all end up on the receiving end.

Below is a list of celebrities who have had absolutely horrible first dates, just like the rest of us. Their pain is a reminder that in order to find true love — you have to kiss your fair share of frogs.

Dylan Sprouse tends to sweat — a lot.

Dylan Sprouse pointing.
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One night, while out on a first date, Dylan decided to wear a light-green t-shirt. He became so nervous that halfway through dinner, he realized that the armpits of the shirt were completely stained with sweat.

A snot-nosed kid once told a 13-year-old Billie Eilish that her kiss wasn't as magical as he hoped it would be.

Billie told Howard Stern that her young suitor was incredibly rich, and once their movie date was over, the boy was promptly escorted home by his butler.

Mindy Kaling's worst date wound up not being a date at all.

Mindy Kaling in 'The Office'.
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"He was just a straight dude who was psyched to have dinner with me in a platonic way. He talked about an actress he really wanted to date and we split the check."

Emma Watson doesn't find vanity attractive in the slightest.

While out on a date, Emma's suitor told her that he could never be with anyone who was overweight or someone whom he found to be physically unattractive. The date didn't last long.

Kelly Clarkson's date wouldn't stop talking about how short he was.

"Obviously, I went out with you, so it didn't bother me. But he proceeded to talk about his height for like a solid hour. And I withstood an hour. And then I…I went to the bathroom and I left."

Awkwafina once had a man order a steak dinner for the two of them to share.

Awkwafina dropping the mic.
Giphy | Awkwafina

To make a bad situation even worse, the actress/musician said that her date insisted on getting the steak cooked well-done. It's one thing to ruin a date, but why ruin a perfectly good piece of meat?!

Camila Cabello got manipulated into going to see a horror movie.

Camila has been open about the fact that she isn't a fan of horror movies. When she arrived at the theater, she discovered that her new beau had bought tickets for Ouija.

Melissa McCarthy's once had a date who complained about the cost of food all night.

Melissa McCarthy wearing three pairs of glasses.
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Once dinner was over, as he was walking Melissa home, he stopped and procured a vibrating ring from his pocket. To be clear, this wasn't a ring for your fingers.

Jenny Slate once went out with a guy who thought he was a knight.

Jenny Slate waving.
instagram | @jennyslate

Not in a chivalrous sense, I'm mean to say that this guy thought that he was a full-blown knight of the round table. He showed up to dinner wearing a scabbard and dressed in full chainmail.

Tiffany Hadish once had a guy take her to a laundromat.

Tiffany Haddish yelling into the camera.
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"I went on a date with a guy to wash his clothes. He said we were going to dinner, and we got dinner, and then we went to the laundry house and washed clothes," Haddish told TMZ.

Dove Cameron once went out with a guy who had serious envy issues.

So much so that when their restaurant server paid Dove a compliment, he got all moody and introspective. He couldn't for the life of him figure out why the server didn't think to compliment him?

Aisha Taylor couldn't stop crying during her movie date.

Aisha Tyler laughing.
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That's because she and a former college flame opted to see Mississippi Burning while it was playing in theaters. Aisha said that she started crying five minutes into the film and didn't stop until the credits rolled.

Seth Rogen got into a car accident while he and his now-wife Lauren Miller were on their first date.

Seth Rogen in bucket hat.
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Apparently, some 16-year-old kid was out for a joyride with his father's car and accidentally sideswiped Seth and Lauren. They spun out across three lanes of traffic and could've been killed.

Justin Bieber once dumped a plate of spaghetti in his date's lap.

Justin Bieber wiping eye.

It happened back when the Biebs was just 16-years-old. He took his date out to an Italian restaurant for dinner, spilled the pasta, and never heard from her afterward. I guess it's too late now to say "Sorry."

Charlize Theron once went out with a guy who asked her to make out with his nose.

Charlize Theron on a boat.
instagram | @charlizeafrica

"I didn't want to, like, mess it up, so I gave him a little peck on the nose, and he was like, 'No, make out with it!'" Charlize explained during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live.