The last thing that women need or want is for a man to tell them what they need and want. I don't claim to be an expert, nor do I even claim to know — so don't get it twisted.
That said, I've learned enough through my own mistakes to at least be able to understand what women don't want. So this is me, on the outside looking in, coming at you with some hard and fast quotes about what women really want (or don't want).