Chances are pretty good for most people that, now and then, they'll need to call 911. While the vast majority of us understand that calling the emergency number is for, well, emergencies, 911 operators get all kinds of weird calls.
The r/AskReddit thread, "911 operators of Reddit, what was the dumbest non-emergency you picked up?" is an absolute cornucopia of dumb. Let's dig in, shall we?