When it comes to these screenshots featured on the fun.ny texts Instagram page, they sure do live up to the account's name.
Having someone randomly text you an insult is sooooo high school. But man, did the recipient ever have the perfect comeback for that bully. Maybe now they'll learn to just be nice.
I don't know what this person did, but man, that was a serious burn. I'm almost tempted to hand that poor sap a tube of Polysporin or something.
If this person doesn't take the hint after that savage exchange, then there's no hope for them. Sometimes, the person you like just doesn't like you back.
And this is a perfect example of that. Notice how the contact name is "Cheater?" Yeah, I'm guessing their chances of being in a relationship have gone into the negatives.
Something tells me their breakup didn't go well. Which is fine, but then why try to keep in contact? Just let it go, man...
The message from "FBI Agent" really makes this. I probably wouldn't send that text, though, even if a government agent (real or pretend) tells me to.
Honestly, that's pretty metal. Those Wii remotes were such safety hazards! Playing without the strap meant risking putting a hole in your TV every time.
As much as I kind of feel bad for the poor dude, I also can't help but laugh. Like, what was the point of this whole exchange?
I'm, like, fairly certain this is fake (which is fine, it's still funny). I can't imagine there are a lot of drunk people who would think of a joke with this many layers.
Okay, but if my own sibling texted me like this, I'd probably leave them on read too. And not unlock the door. That's what having a house key is for.
I can see how Lil Marco made this mistake, but I'm also laughing really hard at the idea that someone out there uses the name Lil Marco as a street name.
Here's a good tip: if you're about to send a message you'd never want your mom to see in a million years, check to make sure you aren't texting her by mistake...
This is one of those images that cause you physical pain as soon as you see it. I'm sitting over here cringing because of how unlucky they both are.
To be honest, "sure" is a way funnier answer than asking what a super salad is. Maybe restaurant servers should switch to asking if you want salad or soup, instead.
Sure, the kid absolutely deserved the suspension he got, but even I can admit that this was pretty funny.
I'm sure the teacher didn't think so, though.
I'm... so confused. Did this person not know what a bagel was? Did they think the first person made homemade bagels? Either way, there's only one thing to say about this: bagel.
I wonder if that was worth it. Taking a bite out of your deodorant can't be very fun. Like, I can only imagine any scent you have will taste like soap and regret.
I have to admit, this is a pretty creative pickup line. I'm sure the girl still isn't going to give this guy the time of day, but what was that saying about missing shots you don't take...?
When the mom misspelled "drink," that phrase took on a whole new meaning. Like, either way, the kid shouldn't be doing that while at school/work, so it was still sound advice.
To be fair, though, I have a hard time spelling scissors, too. It sounds like there should be a Z or two in there, but there isn't. English is hard.