Pick-up lines have a bad rap.
Thanks to “How you doin'” from Friends and “what’s your sign?” lines, a lot of people cringe when they hear a cheesy line.
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But not all pick-up lines are bad! Some are hilarious and totally worthy of a phone number, or, at the very least, a conversation.
So come check out these funny lines people have shared online!
The gun show
When a guy asks a girl if she wants tickets to the gun show, it usually results in an eye-roll from the girl.
So this Redditor tweaked the line to say, “Do you know how I got these guns?” Point to biceps while flexing . “Lifting children out of poverty.”
The low bar
“I once heard a drunken average-looking kinda nerdy guy say this to a h*******k: Do you want to have gooooood s*x? Uhmm.. sorry, no? Well come to my place!” – u/velsu. We have to know if this worked!
The drunken makeout
“A guy I know (kind of chubby, bit of a slob) went up to a chick at a party and casually slurred, ‘Hey baby, wanna make a big mistake?’ One of my favorite lines I’ve ever heard.” – u/isnessisbusiness
The sweeper
This Redditor once told a girl he liked, “You know, it’d be a lot easier for me to sweep you off your feet if you stood up…” But when she stood up, he had no idea what to do.
The appendix
“Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.” – u/robotwarlordelephant.
This has a 99.9 percent success rate on doctors.
The icebreaker
“At a college party, this guy came up to me asked ‘How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.’ I thought that was normal until he followed it up with, ‘What color shoes do p********s wear?’ He pointed to his shoes. ‘White vans!'” – u/unjadedforest
The chick magnet
This Redditor spotted a guy in a club holding a pillow.
Strange, right? When girls went up to him and ask “what’s with the pillow?” he’d say, “It’s a chick magnet.'” Somehow it worked!
The memory loss
“When I was born I had 2 choices: One was to have perfect memory and the other was to have a huge p***s. Unfortunately I can’t remember which one i chose.” – u/imTony
Boyfriend material
“Go up to a girl and ask her to feel your shirt. Once she feels your shirt ask her if she knows what it’s made of. No matter what her answer is tell her the shirt is made of ‘boyfriend material.'” – u/no_name_face
Fat penguins
This pick-up line has a pretty high success rate on females. You walk up to one and say, “Fat penguins.” When they look confused and ask what you’re talking about, say, “something to break the ice.”
The watchful eye
“Looks at watch ‘you’re not wearing underwear right are you? Cause my magic watch is telling me that you’re not wearing underwear right now.’ ‘I’m definitely wearing underwear right now.’ ‘oh. Must be fifteen minutes fast.'” – u/heyyousup
The goldfish
“You: do you have a boyfriend? Her: yes You: that’s cool I’ve got a goldfish Her: what? You: I’m sorry, I just thought we were talking about [expletive] that doesn’t matter.” – u/NeverFernet . Hint: say this away from her bf.
Sealed with a kiss
This one’s cute and funny. This Redditor said that you ask the person you like, “Hey do you like seals?” When they say yes, ask, “seal it with a kiss?” From there, go in for a kiss and see where it goes.
The SATs
“Hey girl, are you the SATs? Because I’d do you for three hours and forty five minutes with a break in between for snacks.” – u/RainbowDil. Hopefully with a good score at the end…
Breaking the ice
“Once a guy walked up to me, put his hand in my drink and grabbed some ice out of it and threw it on the ground. He then stomped on it. I said ‘what the [expletive] are you doing?” ‘…breaking the ice,’ he said.” – u/deleted
The nerd line
Your love for Dungeons & Dragons shouldn’t stop you from hitting on babes! So use this Redditor’s line next time:
“Babe, if you were a book, you’d be the D&D players handbook. Because you are all rules in the front and a lot of magic in the back.”
The drive-thru
“My dad met my mom when she was working the drive thru at mcdonalds. He pulled up and said, ‘This isn’t what I ordered…I ordered a big mac, a fry, and a date with you!’ Somehow it worked.” – u/mrhelton
The emergency contact
“My girlfriend has a younger brother in 5th grade. One of his friends asked her for her number because he insisted that he needed an ’emergency contact’. I ain’t even mad.” – u/giiglesandtickles
The low standards
“Hi, so this is gonna sound weird, but I lost a bet and can’t go home until I ask out the ugliest girl in this bar…so I was hoping to maybe share a round with the prettiest girl in here while I get drunk enough to lower my standards.” – u/rogerryan22
H/T: Reddit
Last Updated on November 3, 2021 by Sarah Kester
