5. Ah, yes, the perils of forgetting to carry the one can be swift and merciless.

5. Ah, yes, the perils of forgetting to carry the one can be swift and merciless.
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Well, at least she's only landing in sponges, so it's not quite the same as going all-in. 

If you fell off the jungle gym at my old school, you landed on rocks.

6. I'm guessing that somebody in another class brought in a whole bucket of chicken and ruined it for everyone.

'Cause otherwise, it's not like it's a chemistry class where you're at risk of eating a weird chemical or something.

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7. Yeah... this still probably isn't gonna stop me from eating fast food. I never said I didn't take these risks, too.

Actually, it looks like he's pouring that into the ice cream machine. Hmm, maybe the fact that it's always broken isn't such a bad thing after all.

But yeah, I'm still not in a hurry to visit that particular McDonald's.

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I mean, there's gambling, and then there's going up to a roulette wheel and betting it all on one spin.

I'm more the "throw a couple of bucks down and then get bored and walk away" type.

8. It's always the worst when even talking to somebody is pretty much gambling.

Like, maybe you'll get a nice pleasant conversation, and maybe you'll find out that your mixtape wasn't actually bringing that heat after all.