You know the saying "It's 5 o'clock somewhere"?
These quotes are more along the lines of "it doesn't matter that it's not 5 o'clock, because I'm having a drink anyway."
You know the saying "It's 5 o'clock somewhere"?
These quotes are more along the lines of "it doesn't matter that it's not 5 o'clock, because I'm having a drink anyway."
"I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
That's the most silver-lining way I've heard anyone describe a hangover!
"I drink to make other people more interesting."
If you've ever been bored to death at a bar while some guy tries to impress you with his high school football team's legacy, you'll understand this one.
"It's always cocktail hour in a crisis!"
That's the only justification I ever need for a little drink here and there during the day, especially when I'm stuck at home!
"I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less."
Preach, sister!