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Quotes For People Who Don't Need An Excuse To Have A Drink

You know the saying "It's 5 o'clock somewhere"?

These quotes are more along the lines of "it doesn't matter that it's not 5 o'clock, because I'm having a drink anyway."

From Frank Sinatra:

"I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”

That's the most silver-lining way I've heard anyone describe a hangover!

This classic from Ernest Hemingway:

"I drink to make other people more interesting."

If you've ever been bored to death at a bar while some guy tries to impress you with his high school football team's legacy, you'll understand this one.

From the legendary Ina Garten:

"It's always cocktail hour in a crisis!"

That's the only justification I ever need for a little drink here and there during the day, especially when I'm stuck at home!

Finally, back to Tina Fey for this gem:

"I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less."

Preach, sister!