16+ People Who Went Overboard Before The Ship Even Sailed

I suppose there are things I'd like less than hitting a layer of mac and cheese in my cake, but it would have to be worms or spiders or something.

What even happened here? Was somebody so wrapped up in adding these fancy pillars that they forgot to budget in a door?

You know it's a bad situation when this thing slipping out and becoming a road hazard is one of the better scenarios that could unfold here.

Granted, I can see it coming in handy when going up a particularly steep hill, but it's hard to imagine the strength needed to keep yourself from going flying after firing it once.

Plus, there's way too big of a chance of wiping with something that was hanging out on the gross bathroom floor for my tastes.

Actually, I'd give it a week tops before all of this stuff finds a new home or several. Especially if that lamp actually works.

Even if they can somehow see out of it, and that's a big "if," it'll probably add a whole new degree of difficulty to eating or going to the bathroom.

Yes, we're all very impressed that they can accurately pee in such a perfect arch.

But you know what's more impressive? Installing a urinal that somebody besides Spider-Man can use.

At least, it won't now that somebody spread his motives on the internet so Walmart's lawyers can have something in their back pocket.

Way to waste four of this man's hours, Toyin.

There's nothing wrong with this, but I'm just putting it here to preemptively warn everybody else not to turn it into the next "Calvin peeing on stuff."

A joke loses its magic when you see it 100 times.

The best part is how serious he looks about it. Like, whatever he has in store for all of these melons, he's treating it as a solemn duty.

Sure, it's all fun and games now, but this dude just has to hit the ramp slightly wrong and all of a sudden, his buddy's got a face full of tire tracks.

I hope he's getting paid, at least.

But hey, can we blame him for not wanting to pass up free asphalt? Just think of all the uses he'll have for it!

And no, I can't. That's why I'm asking you to.

Either way, Stanley from The Office has already fought this battle and he didn't have to wear an orange morph suit to do it.

Unfortunately, that world is no longer our own and the only hope we have of recovering from this revelation is the chance that whoever wears this will step in dog crap.

And the toilet is obviously enjoying itself here, so I suppose that means everybody wins.

I think the world is bringing me down to its crazy level...

At least this might explain why they would be as happy as my grandpa was during the sad parts of E.T. Yeah, he really hated the poor little guy for some reason.

And if he can somehow get gas in it without leaving a flammable trail behind him, I'll be convinced that he's a magician. He's certainly no mechanic, though.

But whether we solve the mystery or not, we at least have to accept that nobody could ever sneak up on whoever's riding this.

It turns out that a legion of dinosaur toys are a pretty effective way to keep the cat downstairs. Your mileage may vary, of course.

"Completely unprompted, my son cut a paper spider out and taped it inside my wife's lampshade and I've never been more proud," wrote Reddit user ForTheWinMag.

"Had to make a birthday cake for my Canadian friend," wrote Reddit user hart1487.