We all spend a lot of time biting our tongues. Between inconsiderate commuters, relatives on Facebook and obnoxious coworkers, there's a lot of frustration out there.
If you're sick of being polite and want to try something more passive-aggressive (or aggressive-aggressive), let this list serve as inspiration.
It's weird that virtually the entire office was on board with wishing this guy "All the best", but almost nobody wanted to wish him a happy birthday. Steve F. didn't wish him anything.
Imagine devoting your professional life to teach kids the wonders of calculus, only to see them copy down what they see on their calculator, totally verbatim.
Every couple should strive to communicate better. While this isn't as direct as a conversation, I think hubby made his opinion crystal clear.
Drusilla MacAvoy sounds like a swell lady and it's a shame that it didn't work out between her and this somewhat dramatic diarist.
A woman found this note from her husband in the bathroom. It's kind of a cute note, which takes away from the utter monster his wife must be for using nice white towels for makeup removal.
"I bought my grandad a HUGE tub of his favourite chocolates and he emailed me this photo to tell me that he had finally finished them," wrote the original poster.
This is the kind of cute china that will make your friends nervously laugh a little before they leave early and never visit again.
Whoever put this shirt together clearly feels a little defensive. It's also clear that the object of their derision has some peculiar nighttime habits.
It was nice of this person to set things up for their tech-illiterate mom, but this probably won't help much. The difference between ON and NO really depends on how you're looking at it.
This birthday card was picked by a four-year-old who can't read. She just liked the picture. It does lead to the question of who designed this card in the first place.
This bumper sticker took a bit of a turn after its initial triumphant declaration. I mean, is there really anything wrong with staying up until 3 AM watching videos about lizard people?
I love how this kid actually read the question, used critical thought, and called out their teacher. It's a shame how they totally bombed on the next question, though.
This sign is kind of discriminatory against the people who do care about their city, but are just too stupid not to litter.
If you see the words "pound cake" and start to think about punching, rather than fantasizing about a deliciously sweet cake with simple ingredients, you might have some anger issues. Or maybe you're just really unfamiliar with pound cake.
I didn't take this warning seriously at first. Like, go ahead and try to hurt me with a pair of fabric scissors. But the last sentence is chilling, because it leaves things open-ended.
Dive bars tend to understand that some depraved things go on in their washrooms. That said, they're still washrooms complete with sinks and soap and should be respected as such.
Even months after its debut, I'll never get tired of this meme. I love how the French and Spanish classes used it to start a low-key beef with each other.
Some anonymous crusader, obsessed with cleanliness, has taken some tape and bottles of hand sanitizer to do something productive for public health. Someone will probably steal the bottle since the street value is high these days.
I can understand the proprietor not wanting people to mess with what's quite clearly a load-bearing pole. That said, he seems to have deeper issues with pole dancing.
For a passive-aggressive person, notes are a godsend. They allow you to leave a snarky message without actually confronting the person directly.
Not that I'd know or anything.
