20 People Who Are Off To A Rough Start

Well, I can only assume that someone got fired from their job as a result of this catastrophic disaster of a bike lane.

The person who owns house was less than excited by the family of eight skunks that had moved in under their house. I wonder why?

I cannot fathom how confused this car's owner must have been when they got back. We all have those, "I could have sworn I parked here," moments but this is another level.

Of all of the things that I would never imagine to see in my backyard first thing in the morning, a crashed plane would be pretty high on that list.

"Hey Dave, is that a new electric scooter?"

"Yeah."

"You must be made up with it!"

"Not exactly."

Sounds like Julia might have gotten under this guy's skin a bit. Although, stealing fish is bang out of order Julia, you ought to know better!

This unlucky person explained, "At my [apartment] you need a key fob for entry. Only problem is I forgot the key inside. I walked out and let the door shut behind me before realizing he wasn't outside yet. Now we wait."

Kids always love to bring home wonderful stuff like poison ivy, and countless diseases from the other children!

Okay, the fact that this has happened once before is baffling, but for it to be happening frequently around the world is just terrifying!

If you're as confused as I am as to how this happened, this person explained: "Ran inside and left the keys in the door since I was heading out only to discover I couldn't open the door. I don't think I could make this happen again if I tried!"

They eventually got out after two hours thanks to brute force!

I spend a lot of time thinking about how much I ruin everything in life, but I don't need my clothes reminding me of this fact thank you very much!

This must have made them feel like a right asshat when they got home. Although, I can just about see what might have caused the confusion here!

What sucks is that Ice-T probably won't even have seen this as he'll already have blocked poor Joe!

What did she do, flick it onto your back from a distance? This is a shockingly poor attempt at putting on sunscreen! They do kind of look like a tiger now though I guess.

Sneezing when you're driving is a uniquely terrifying experience. As a man with hay-fever, driving in the summer is always exciting to say the least!

You would probably be amazed by how often this sort of thing happens (deliberately!) in chain coffee shops. Humanity is going in a weird direction.

You never know though, it might have been the cat who took this guy down and the police are wondering whether to make him an official police officer.

Seagulls love nothing more than butting in where they don't belong! I mean, have you ever been anywhere near a beach? They've got no sense of personal space!

Mmmm, nothing like a nice morning cup of floor coffee and ground glass to get you pumped for the day ahead!

"I feel like I just need a sign. Oh...yeah well, screw you too God you big cloudy jerk!"

*Thunder rumbles...

"Ooooh, look at the big man with his thunder!"