There are some people who are born to be sassy. Whether it is by writing passive-aggressive notes (a personal favorite of mine) or by just having a generally sarcastic approach to life, a life of sassiness can be awfully liberating.
However, it is quite easy for some people to take it a little too far. So, here are 14+ people who really need to tone down the sass a notch or two!
How many times have they heard someone murder their way through "Chopsticks" or "Piano Man" before they decided this was necessary?
I'd give it ten minutes before those kids are just photoshopping crackers into an old clean photo.
They're just going to casually call out everyone crying into their pizza like it's nothing? This is personal Domino's!
Does this card come with a gum shield by any chance?
I've never been so impressed by toilet paper in all my life. I dread to think what flavor it is.
How long will it be before Club Penguin will be forgotten? I seriously think that the legacy of Club Penguin, a shut-down game, will outlast most of the literary cannon.
You know what one way to stop this happening would be? Don't buy a cat that looks like raw chicken.
Give me all your trash now!
There's so much sass and cuteness in equal measure, they're almost perfectly canceling each other out.
Hmm, but the GPS says to go right, think I'll trust technology over some sassy sign thank you very much!
This guy could be the new mascot for husbands who make terrible life decisions which they're certain their wives will see the funny side of.
I can understand the anger at someone's dog urinating on your yard, but I'm fairly certain this isn't the way to go about it!
That ought to make you super popular on the road! Just do what everyone else does and shout generic obscenities and slowly internalizing your anger like a normal person.
Wow, okay Ikea, of all of the places I'm going to take sass from, you are not one of them!
I think I'll just find somewhere else to park, after all, I dread to think what happens if I'm late back to collect my car.
When your cat stares into the soul of the fire, and the soul of fire stares right back out.
Way to go teaching your kids it's okay to ding stuff while teaching them swear words.
If the two signs got married, would they have a child named 17 minutes only?
Um, well now I feel the need to panic.
Tag yourself, I'm "Mommy still cleans up after me."
We get it rover, water sports aren't your cuppa tea.
At least they're being honest. Kinda.
Well how do you check your Etsy store Karen? With an ethernet cord?
Does your coffee cater to your imposter syndrome?
This tree has more sass in its backside than I have in my whole damn body.
Obviously it was this fella, who really knows his angles.
That one right there is poised to become a professional sass master.
I don't need my Tabasco telling me off thank you very much.
I wouldn't tip her over and pur her out if I were you.
Okay Google, can you um, turn down the sass?
Gimmie Beauty and the Beast, but make it very sassy.
This cat wants you to know that he's taking up two seats on public transit regardless of how you feel about it.
They sass up so fast.
Sass' Ahoy, amiright? Sorry, that was a bad one.
And serving jail time is kind of like free room and board!
This is definitely an instruction manual format that Ikea can get behind.
Yeah, shame the whole cup can't be made out of pasta as well though isn't it? I mean, not to let the air out of your balloon or anything.
Honestly, the fire that broke out had absolutely nothing to do with all of those candles, butter, and several copies of Designer Living.
If you are planning on having an emergency, please have your emergency in one of the designated emergency areas!
