No matter how much people frustrate us, it never takes them long to do something funny. Once we start laughing despite ourselves, that tells us we're not quite ready to book that one-way ticket to the desert island yet.
It can be as simple as listening to your neighbors argue, or it can be watching people freak out over Szechuan sauce — humans can be hilarious whether they intend it or not.
I think we've accidentally discovered both the costume and the catchphrase for a cat-themed villain in a psychological thriller. And usually, they don't even have catchphrases.
While we're at it, they should have a picture of someone wiping their hands on their pants next to the air dryer. Maybe with a disappointed look on their face.
After all, not only is he doing something that looks very dangerous, but he also doesn't seem to be dressed anywhere near warmly enough!
After all, when you're asking somebody out and you get turned down, saying, "No, fundamental" isn't gonna do a whole lot to smooth things over.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who's noticed that the people who didn't study always look way more like they've got this than those who did.
Maybe they mean "gay" in the classical sense, and it's just a really big, happy walrus that doesn't know its own strength and keeps jumping on people.
And even if this person gives the doggo one, they run the risk of ending up like the victims of that jumping walrus we were just talking about.
Because otherwise, I feel like most of us find that the weeks usually go in the opposite direction. But what do I know?
Other than that, I guess we're supposed to pick the one who doesn't say something embarrassing like that they want to end women's suffrage.
It's hard to eat that many green things at the best of times, but doing it as soon as I wake up? Nah...
If this is something she makes a habit of, then she's gonna have tomato running through her veins before long.
If making sure they get it right isn't worth a couple minutes on the side of the road to you, then I'm afraid we'll never understand each other.
I can't imagine walking would be too easy after you put this on. Hell, there might even be a clause in the warranty against it.
I mean, can the adorable idea to give this snowman a little sword and shield possibly measure up to the raw radness of that dinosaur? I'm so conflicted.
For whatever reason I thought that there was an age where people were "too old" for the whole torn jeans trend, but apparently I was way wrong.
This is probably the greatest dating hack I've ever heard. I'm sure we all have those photos where we look super good but that darn ex is in the way. Problem solved.
Also works for tall guys who date short girls.
Not only is the costume super epic, she also gets major points for accuracy.
Not only do we have to worry about random strangers sliding into our DMs, but now they're AirDropping numbers out of nowhere?! Also, who knows how to AirDrop? That alone is impressive.
I guess you need to be totally clear that you are trying to barter these days.
Oh, what about the blood, sex, and profanity? They're going to learn about that at some point, so why not get them ahead of the game so they can teach all the other kids in their class?
This is one smart lady. She definitely has her priorities straight. She should make another sign for when she's awake that says, "No, I don't want to talk to you, fellow passenger." All plane problems solved!
Oh, just think of the amount of time they have to stand in front of the mirror blow-drying. That's half a day, minimum.
Wait, maybe I'm the tall guy with the beard in this scenario? I really can't say I ever explored that as a possibility before.
Obviously, she wanted to send our glowing newlyweds a serious message. And that message is about salad.
Unfortunately, the rest will remain a mystery.
