Sometimes, it's interesting to see how people go about living their lives when they refuse to keep things "inside the box," so to speak. Other times, it's frustrating to see people making things so hard for themselves when they could just, y'know, not.
But the one unifying thing that's keeping all of the people in this list together is that they're all trying.
Either somebody forgot to change the sign or (more than likely) somebody is a huge fan of chocolate milk, and they're trying to make sure that nobody else gets any before they have a chance to come back.
You start off with Alpha-getti instead of SpaghettiOs, just to make sure that everyone knows you can read. Then, just throw garnish on it until you feel better about yourself.
Sure, it hurts like the dickens to actually unlock a stubborn lock, but it's worth it to not have that constant jingle in your pockets.
Also, once again, I'm impressed by the handwriting on this answer. That's probably got a lot more to do with my feelings about my own handwriting than anything else and yet, here we are.
A lot of the things on this list have been included for sarcastic reasons, but are you telling me you'd be able to open up your wallet and disappoint Terry Crews? I don't think so.
Listen, I get what you're doing here and I see why it happened, but I really, really just hate it.
Honestly, even considering the giant-headed result, $50 was still a great bargain.
Feel free to use me as the barometer for that. If it's funnier than the things I write, it's funny. If it's not, it's dumb.
I know, we're getting into layers of thought here, but that's what karate is all about.
If I show up tomorrow with my gums all bloody, you'll know exactly what happened.
What do I know, though?
To be fair, it's not like dogs evolved needing to be able to distinguish when food was or wasn't falling onto a transparent table. Frankly, it'd be weird if they did.
The best interpretation I've read so far comes from Reddit user Ed395 who suggests it says:
"He loves Her
She loves Him
We love Us
Shiva loves You
Have love
One love
Share love."
Because, duh!
If you're face-to-face with a pantless attacker, everyone knows the best thing to do is to strip down to your skivvies to make them more comfortable.
My favorite part is the little dance he does at the end after applauding his own failure. When you know, you know, y'know?
Now, the cynical part of me wants to call shenanigans on this, but I also really love the idea of some rogue dude going around and only washing his clothes via Kijiji.
You also can't spell it without the same letters as "frenula," but it's hard to make that as fun as a wacky inflatable tube person.
And by "style," I mean a tremendous amount of friction burn on your back after grinding so hard and so fast against that bitey, bitey grass.
I'm also not allowed in most restaurants that serve food on plates anymore, so there has been a bit of a downside.
Plus, you get the extra benefit of annoying anyone within earshot.
According to the person who posted it, this was meant to be the engineering building at a school, but it had to be abandoned because it was too unsafe to use. Just sit on that irony for a while.
This honestly looks like they just tossed the whole cast of Chicken Run into the machine. RIP chicken voiced by Mel Gibson whose name I forget.
I'm sure that someone who's willing to park like that is sure to be swayed by a not very sternly-worded sticky note. That being said, that handwriting is pretty legit, so maybe the wayward parker will actually take it to heart.
