30 Funny People Who Can’t Even Bring Themselves To Pretend Like They Care Any More

I think that Shane has a promising future in management! I cannot wait to see what amazing innovations he will implement into the fabric of this business!

And yes, Those Suicidal Deer is the best band name that has not yet been claimed. You can use it if you want, but you had better make the best damn band of all time!

I am amazed that not one individual could be bothered to even use the sign to push the window to. That is a level of apathy that I aspire to be capable of.

The person who posted this explained: "The HOA in my friend's neighborhood recently threatened her neighbors with a fine if they didn't hide their trash cans, even though they've been in the same spot for over a decade. This is their solution."

I think that the person who put this sign up may be an accessory to shoplifting. Or are they a hair accessory to shoplifting? Urgh, I'm sorry about that.

"If someone orders a big load of dirt then this is just how we transport it, you got a problem with that?"

"Well, it's just...why didn't you put it in a bucket or something."

"A what? A bucket? What even is that? What words are you saying?!"

I always wonder what the obsession with stealing other people's bin is. Is bin space really that precious a thing? I feel as though I have cursed my bin with this flippant attitude to bin theft.

"Wow, MJ, this assault rifle is really making much shorter work of my enemies than my web shooters were!"

"Yeah, Peter, but do you not think that it is a bit...extreme?"

"Hmmm."

"Why are you pointing that at me?"

They should have responded by saying, "Thanks, I cannot wait to start in my position as [job-title]! Best regards, [Person who you've just hired]."

Maybe there are just giant slugs in this area and this is supposed to stop them from getting to work. We're in the 21st Century for God's sake, stop discrimination against slugs!

Even if she is not actually planning on doing anything with their toothbrushes, I'd still be tempted to get a decoy one just in case. You can never be too careful.

While technically, this isn't an inaccurate statement, it still leaves a lot to be desired. The person who wrote this definitely wasn't planning on using up too much of their creative energy that day.

Sometimes, you just have to know when to throw in the towel. This engineer may have done well for himself (presumably), but the guy who posted this picture online is... clearly going through something.

Being a parent and being a bird owner are pretty similar. In both cases, you may find yourself really wanting to leave your little ones in a cage for a while (even if you probably shouldn't).

The person who posted this went on to add, "No one ate the cake besides the owner after we all left. We suspected laxatives." Pretty dangerous move if it actually was filled with laxatives though!

I wonder if the person who put that sign on the TV thought it would help it get sold. It would make for a pretty unique retro gaming experience, that's for sure...

This is what happens when you get insanely bored at work.

Why do I have a feeling the person who fulfilled this Amazon package (and wrote that hilarious note) went ahead and bought this book for themselves?

I think that they are just so confident that people will always need cheap Tacos at odd hours that they don't feel the need to even try with their advertising any more.

And yet they still managed to inject a healthy amount of Dr Seuss into this aggressive warning note, I love it! I can just imagine someone asking for eggs after reading this and all of the staff tearing them to shreds.

Sure, this cat isn't a person, but it's being a whole mood right now. We all have those days where we feel like doing nothing but sitting around the way this cat is.

Placeholder text is pretty useful. But you actually have to remember to replace it with the actual text at some point. Or else you'll end up selling something along the lines of this shoe.

The moral of the story is: always have car insurance. Or else you'll end up like Sarah, who now has to live with the shame of being called out for this person's car damage.

Although, he didn't break any of her stuff as it all seems in tact which is something! It could have been much worse, the stuff could have gone out of the window.

Sure, you may be at risk of getting mauled by Bigfoot (or a bear), but it's one small price to pay for the ultimate reward: fame. Even if you aren't around to enjoy it.

Maybe they just want to trim the snow. You really don't want your snow to grow out of control and leave snow weeds all over the damn place!

I guess this person got really tired of the idea that you only need to be a careful driver around cars with babies in them. It's not like vehicles are giant metal deathtraps in which drivers need to be extremely careful at all times or anything!

At least this is a very timely eviction notice, also they do have a way to prevent it! This is one of the most considerate landlords that I have ever seen now that I think about it!

I think that someone may have been playing a prank on the person who parked here, but every part of my being hopes that this was a genuinely disgruntled road painter.

A few people did point out that this person may not have a permit for this sign though. What a shock rebuttal that would have been.

There are some questions that man is simply not meant to have the answers to, and I think that the reason behind this Doritos packet being painted into a wall is one of those things.