Everyone has secrets, even our parents. There are definitely things a parent wouldn't want their kids to see. Skeletons in their closes, one could say. Figuratively and literally.
In an Ask Reddit thread, someone posed a simple question: "What is the worst thing you have found in your parents' closet?" A lot of people answered, and what they said was pretty wild.
They go on to talk about some of the things their mom stole: "Main things I remember was a small husky plush that was meant as a bday gift, an ethernet cable and a new backpack for me." Yikes.
This is actually horrible. Sometimes telling the truth is a lot better than making up a white lie. This is one of those cases where the truth would've been better from the start. So tragic...
"Needless to say my brother ended up stuck in the handcuffs and we had to get my mom to help get them off and they disappeared after that."
Yeah, I think we all know what those handcuffs were really for.
Well, that's one way to find out your father isn't your father. It's definitely not the best way, but it could've been a lot worse, too. So, uh, maybe just block that memory out?
Kids are going to find out that Santa isn't real one way or another. Sometimes I think that it might be better to rip the Band-Aid off. Of course, when they go to school and start telling their friends... then it's a bit of a problem.
Childbirth may be a miracle, but that doesn't mean we actually have to see it. Just the thought of finding literal birth photos is kind of stressing me out a little.
"My parents had bought four of the same lovies and just cycled through them my entire life. When I walked down stairs and my dad saw them all in my hands he said 'you were never suppose to know.'"
Why am I getting "class hamster that's lived way longer than it should have" energy from this?
"The closet was near the bathroom, and I felt slightly ill every time I visited, plus there was a musty smell there. Finally convinced them to have it looked into, and they had to tear out the walls & flooring to eradicate it as the tub was leaking into the subflooring under the carpet and they had no idea."
Well, at least it wasn't photos of your sibling being born.
I'm pretty sure our parents telling us a toy has "gone missing" is just code for "we hate it so we got rid of it but didn't want to hurt your feelings." Sometimes, it's just like that.
I guess depending on who you ask, this is pretty bad. I've never seen the movie, but I'm guessing by the fact that this person talked about it in the thread, it isn't very good.
I mean, what else are you supposed to do with them? Throwing them out seems a little odd, and putting them on display is even odder. So I guess just leave them in a box in your closet until you can "lose" them during a move.
Hard to believe someone could look at Pokémon games from the '90s and call those violent (even the ones from today, for that matter). But why did the parents have the guidebook to begin with? Maybe they were taking pictures of Pikachu on a surfboard on the sly.
And people wonder why kids are always too scared of monsters in their closet to sleep. At least it wasn't the actual Grim Reaper, though.
I'm constantly afraid of finding a spider egg sac anywhere. In my closet, in my parents' closet, in a different room. They could literally be anywhere and we'd never know.
I feel like parents love hiding the good stuff from their kids. After all, they're (usually) better at exercising self control when it comes to candy and chocolate.
I guess the truth would've come out sooner or later? Still, this is a really horrible way to find out about your dad's secret love affair.
"No one had ever told me she was adopted and never knew that I had a whole other side of family that I didn’t even know existed."
Better than finding your own adoption papers, that's for sure.
"We were dirt poor. Dad earned more than I do as an adult (and I’m pushing into middle class, if not in it already) and we were still living poor as hell. Family found out where all the money would go."
Yikes. That's actually awful.
"I found it a week before Christmas while trying to find the smell."
Apparently, OP said it was actually a roast, and it got misplaced at one point. Still super weird, though.
That's a pretty... random place to keep a whole salami while it cures. But I guess it's not the worst thing in the world.
