Reddit | gigirendon1991

30 Crazy Ways People's Days Got Completely Bent Out Of Shape

The trajectory of a day can be a funny thing. It feels like if a day starts bad, it's going to stay that way. At the same time, if things start well, they can easily go sideways. Let's have a look at the latter category.

"See those eggs? They are supposed to be in the pies. I made two hot oily chocolate garbage circles."

Reddit | themattcrumb

Anyone who's done any amount of baking has pulled a move like this at least once. And once that bad boy goes in the oven lacking key ingredients, there's no going back.

"Someone accidentally set off the fire suppression system in a military hangar."

Reddit | Juno012

Jet fuel is highly flammable and can cause some serious damage, so it makes sense that the fire prevention system in hangars is serious business. Just how serious is it? Check out this pic.

"My multi-million dollar health care company said they were getting us a present for being essential workers... we got a baggie of masks..."

Reddit | Keywork29

You can never have enough facemasks, but still, you'd expect your employers to reward you with something a little bit nicer.

"Didn't realize one of my glove fingers broke until I was done dyeing my hair."

Reddit | [deleted]

If she wants to flip off Smurfs, she's got just the finger to do it with. I'm sure all that dye will wear off after just a few short months.

"I made a lasagna for lunch. Here's the result."

Reddit | sloubi_

Yes, it looks just like that time Kevin brought lasagna to work in that episode of The Office. But let's not gloss over the fact that this person makes full-on plates of lasagna for lunch.

"Don’t leave your kayak out in the sun."

Reddit | lol62056

We all know that plastic can melt when it's hot, but somehow you'd expect a big, heavy plastic kayak to be able to deal with being outside for a couple of hours. I guess not.

"I got shot at this morning because i flashed my headlights and honked at a group of early 20-year-old kids that cut me off in traffic which almost caused me to wreck."

Reddit | daywalker0726

It's safe to say that if you've been shot at today, you've had a pretty bad day.

"The barn that my late grandparents built and the ‘67 Camaro my late father had just burned. I figure at the very least I can get some internet points out of it."

Reddit | superto3

You know what's worse than having all of your most treasured possessions go up in flame?

...I don't know. I'm actually asking you.

"After losing 1/3rd of my weight, I finally didn't feel too fat anymore. The toilet disagreed."

Reddit | Mayungi

There are about a million embarrassing things that can happen in the bathroom. Breaking the toilet seat with your weight might not be high on the list, but it's still a possibility.

"-25 outside. Heavy grocery bag. No gloves. Long reunion/chat with old friend in parking lot. Gravity."

Reddit | slm1992

It's actually really cool to look at this. I mean, it's cool to have it happen to someone else so I can look at it. If it was my hand, I'd be horrified.

"Got home from work today. Realized I’ve been walking around meeting clients with a giant 6-7 in rip in my pants that no one said anything about. So I figured the internet should also know."

Reddit | Krumpus8

What's worse than having a big, noticeable pant rip? Having a small, stealthy one that you don't notice until much later?

"As if Covid-19 and losing jobs wasn't bad enough, we just lost both cars to a tree."

Reddit | JTTHEWOLF

Having a tree ruin not one, but two of your cars is remarkably bad luck. It sounds like they don't have a third, either.

"My neighbours had a party last night. That’s my trampoline."

Reddit | HalfWaySlick

I think this straddles the line between a situation that ruins your day and a situation that makes you impressed more than mad. How did they even get it up there?

"So my brother decided to take his anger out on something of mine..."

Reddit | Salty_Ninja_

I don't know what set that is, but it looks both expensive and complicated. Somehow, I don't think OP is going to have the will to rebuild it.

"My toddler and I walked to the park ...... just to find that the whole playground has been removed :/"

Reddit | maaalicelaaamb

It's crazy what a work crew can do in a short period of time. Overnight, they've turned this playground into a wasteland and shattered this toddler's hopes and dreams.

"When your cabinet decides it’s time to break loose and come crashing down the day you install your brand new glass top stove.."

Reddit | thorisadog

If there's a silver lining here, it's that one contractor might be able to handle both repair jobs.

"Imagine going to school for 12 years and graduating at Walmart."

Reddit | Spicy-Samich

I'm not keen on graduation ceremonies to begin with, and I'm talking about ones that take place in an appropriate venue. If this was my graduating class, I think I'd just skip the ceremony.

"Aaaand there go my $300 headphones."

Reddit | toddsiegrist

If you're the kind of person who likes having your expensive stuff get all chewed up and ruined, then vomited back up on the rug, getting a dog might be a good choice for you.

"Bottle of sweet and sour sauce exploded in my bag."

Reddit | DMBreezy

This is unfortunate of course, but this person has found an expensive new way to dip their french fries. Those AirPod receptacles are also perfect as sweet and sour sauce receptacles.

"On my way to the market I stepped in a bit of mud."

Reddit | gigirendon1991

Have you ever stepped in mud like this? It's pretty much the worst thing ever. If you're wearing soft sneakers like this person is, you're basically never getting them clean again.

"My sister-in-law thought she bought a confetti cannon to prank me."

No, this isn't just a low-quality picture, the cannon was filled with orange chalk according to the person who posted this. It is going to be one big job to clean this out!

"Couldn't even get top billing on my own birthday cake."

Nothing quite like having a birthday on Christmas Day to make you feel as though you do not really have a birthday at all. Still, at least Jesus had a good day.

"This really isn't how I wanted my morning to go."

You always need to check the speed that you have a mixer set to. This is true in your own kitchen or in an industrial kitchen, the logic is undeniable.

"This Uber driver contemplating his existence after a passenger threw up all over himself and in the car."

All they can do is charge the passenger extra to cover the cleaning costs and then get on with their day.

The Rudest Landlord On The Planet?

"My landlord, while painting the apt I am moving out of, drank my limited release MF Doom beer that came out after the news of his death. I’ve had this beer for about a year," wrote the disheartened person who posted this.

"Guy dropped a $40,000 pallet of glass on his first day."

Should someone who was only on their first day really have been in a situation where this could happen? It seems as though someone on their first day shouldn't maybe have been left alone with such expensive glass?

"I work at an ice skating rink and instead of properly turning in skates people started just throwing them over the counter."

How was this allowed to get so bad? Surely someone should have put a stop to this much earlier! Why are the workers just letting people throw shoes at them all day long?

"Just used a bath bomb I got for Christmas and now the bath looks like piss."

I wonder whether they actually got into this bath with the water looking quite so much like...well, piss. Let us just hope that it smelt better than a bath of piss.

"Friend's dad made some cayenne rolls from scratch tonight. He thought he was using cinnamon. The rolls had no cinnamon."

I like that there are two missing. I am assuming then that this was how they discovered what mistake had been made? I bet they tasted wonderful!

"Joke's on you, most pics in that card are yours."

This dog clearly did not like the photographs that he took during this period and wanted to destroy all evidence of them. There is nothing wrong with destroying your own work!

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