The holidays are upon us which means Christmas is right around the corner. It's a time for family, a time for lights, and apparently — a time for some truly disturbing decorations.
Below are 15 accidentally NSFW Christmas decorations that are sure to help make the season merry and bright. If not, it will definitely give you something to chuckle about as you roast chestnuts around the fire.
Mr. Hankey, is that you? Was this photo perhaps taken in the greater Colorado area? I'm just grasping at straws, trying to come up with some explanation as to why a mall would choose to decorate a giant pile of [expletive].
It seems to me that someone was trying to be a little Grinchy and get back at the powers-that-be by arranging an especially naughty Polar Bear scene. And why does the one look like a giant jacked mouse?
Come on, you know I had to go there! This is why you should never decorate a palm tree during the holiday season. If you happen to live in a climate that doesn't happen to have evergreen trees, just buy a fake one!
This wreath looks exactly like the one from Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas. You know, the one that tries to eat all the inhabitants of the house? I feel like this thing is going to start moving if I look away.
I can't be the only one who sees it — right? Also, is the holiday shop sure that they didn't get a box of inventory sent to them by mistake? If there happens to be a sex shop in that plaza, I know who I'd be calling.
Well, I think it's safe to say that I won't be enjoying the light, delicious, fluffy taste of pancakes any time soon. This is why you should always have an extra set of eyes to look over your work.
Four giant pairs of electric panties! Seriously though, did these actually come like this or did the person stringing the lights really just not care? These lights will definitely get people in the mood, albeit not for Christmas.
Santa did what now? He shat in the hat?! Boy, I don't know about you but that to me sounds like the beginning of a poorly written Dr. Sess rip-off book. Why do I have a feeling that they'll be extras come the new year?
Santa is looking tired and worn down and for good reason, too! If you had a bunch of strange kids crawling in and out of your chimney all day, you'd probably be a little worse for the wear yourself.
Be honest: how many of you thought that it was a giant toe, instead of a baby Jesus ornament the first time around? Did the artist perhaps run out of paint? Because brown on brown just isn't working.
I'm still not entirely convinced as to what these are. Yes, I see that they're meant to be sacks of toys but you can't tell me that they don't also look like headless snowmen.
I don't mean to paint a glib or morose picture, especially around Christmas time, but these Santas look like they just took a long walk off of a short pier — if you know what I mean.
Wow, a human-snowman-centipede — what will they come up with next?! I know that sounds crude, but is it really that big of a reach?! Just look at those satisfied grins on their smug little faces!
I really don't think there's anything ambiguous or open to interpretation with this one: those elves are indeed having their candy canes tended to in what looks like a very NSFW way.
It's supposed to say "Wisemen still seek him." But as you can clearly see — it doesn't. Ironically enough, this is the kind of thing I'd expect to find on my nana's front porch. She'd be totally oblivious, too.
