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20 Funny Jokers That At Least Deserve A Golf Clap

Humor is subjective, but it's also universal. What does this mean? Beats me, but some things are just funny enough that they pretty well transcend any kind of subjectivity.

Let's hear it for the jokers out there, for without them, there wouldn't be as many chuckles.

"Mill-based disses have declined since then."

Reddit | UncleKano91

We're going all the way back to the 1700s with this vintage cut. I guess this is how people laid down sick burns in the days before mass industrialization. Diss tracks live on, though.

"This plumber's rates."

Reddit | ceqwz

This is a glimpse inside the mind of the professionals who you hire to fix things in your house. If you've ever been tempted to hang around and watch, or maybe give some suggestions, just don't.

"My work has a weird parking policy, and these are some of the shop guys' thoughts on said policy."

Reddit | DerSteamboy

This is a workplace, not a prison, but some principles, such as the snitches get stitches clause, are set in stone.

"Have you ever had to ask the clerk at the hardware store for one of these?"

Reddit | zackrabbit79

I'm guessing most of the people who've gone into the hardware store to ask for this have been a) about 14 years old, and b) doing it as a prank.

"Duct tales."

Reddit | jazzeriah

While there are annoying people who you wish you could just, like, silence, this sign crosses the line from funny to vaguely disturbing. Duct tape is so useful. If your first idea for what to do with it is to tape people's mouths shut, you might be a serial killer.

"I'm planning to move out, but some things are just hard to throw away."

Reddit | Ak5u

Here's a classic example of internet dad humor: just a picture, that by itself, wouldn't be that interesting, but is brought to another level by the caption.

"First they took your daylight, next they’ll take your freedom."

Reddit | JoseSweeeney

I'm not a big fan of Daylight Saving Time. I've kept this belief low-key for years, but after seeing this totally rational and totally not unhinged sign, I might be more vocal from here on out.

"I work for a scooter company, and need to retrieve this one in order to proceed with my route..."

Reddit | hash4kash

This is one of those situations where it might help to have a video game mentality. Just think of this as a boss fight situation.

"The average exotic dancer salary in the U.S. is $49k, tips included."

Reddit | rhinokitty

I think this, ahem, gentlemen's establishment needs to help people understand the value of hard twerk, so they can all feel good about going back to twerk again.

"My daughter with that Nicolas Cage energy."

Reddit | tehdrizzle

Con Air came out long before this little girl was born, but Nic Cage energy is something that transcends time and space. You either have it or you don't, and she most definitely has it.

"This teacher projects his face during exams."

Reddit | AzaleeApplegate

I'm getting real "SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT" Rick & Morty energy from this pic. The teacher might not be all-seeing, but it sure feels like he is, which probably cuts down on cheating.

"Beer goggles not strong enough."

Reddit | tefunka

I always love seeing these novelty shirts on an older couple. It's a sure sign that they either really love each other, or, alternatively, really hate each other but have found a way to cope through humor.

"Some of it could be back in style by now actually…"

Reddit | tdlonergan

I feel very seen by this post, because the trunk of my car has been crammed full of literally the exact same bags, full of future Goodwill donations. I need to get on that.

"Welp...I have questions."

Police officers must hate it whenever they have to pull over a vehicle like this, or respond to a call from a donut shop. The jokes just write themselves far too easily. I wonder what the driver did here.

"My work had their first in-person event and it already makes me miss working from home."

Reddit | SplungerPlunger

It must be a demoralizing feeling to be five minutes into working from the office again and your boss is already busting out the Minions memes.

"A customer walked in to my store wearing this."

Reddit | alidrissiomari

The person who posted this is playing it off as a joke, but I wonder if the wearer of these sandals felt the same way. They could very well think that this is the height of fashion.

"Tried making a frog cake for my bf, I think he's gonna leave me."

Reddit | 8yourass

You never really know whether you were meant to decorate cakes until you actually try decorating a cake. It will immediately become apparent whether you have a future in cake stuff or not.

"Someone put mustaches on the books in my college library."

Reddit | xxTheMasterxx5

I like this. It's harmless, it's mildly funny, and it's so subtle that only the most observant people are even going to notice it. If this was done during Movember, it's extra topical.

"Deadpool car."

Reddit | OnlyHomies_com

Tell me you're a little bit too obsessed with Deadpool without telling me you're a little bit too obsessed with Deadpool. I can appreciate a themed car as much as the next guy, but I think this is a little overboard.

"My partner left potato chip crumbs in the sink last night so I sent him this."

Reddit | plasticpixels

I see three possible outcomes: he saw it and felt bad, or he saw it and got spooked, assuming the sink was haunted, or he didn't notice it at all.

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