Whoever said there's no such thing as a dumb question, clearly hadn't heard a lot of questions in their lifetime. Because there are plenty of things someone can ask that... well, let's just say they don't make sense.
People posed these questions online, for some reason. I'm not really sure why anyone would need answers to these, but, well, they exist.
I'm no doctor, but this kind of question seems like something you should go to the hospital for. As gross as it is, I hope this person found an answer because... what?
I think the only correct answer to this question is no. Or, like, sure, if you're perfectly fine getting arrested for public indecency. Seriously, what was this person even thinking when asking this question?
Do you think this person thought "dressing as a fish for Halloween" meant actually becoming a fish? Because there's no reason for you to be in water... right? Like, I can't be the only one confused about this question.
I feel like if you have to ask, the relationship is already over. I wouldn't be surprised if this person ended up becoming this girlfriend's next ex sometime very soon. But does that mean the cycle of having exes come over would keep continuing?
First of all, the kid is 15. She probably says worse when her parents aren't in earshot, if we're being honest.
And, like, she's 15. This kind of punishment for the word "hell" seems like overkill.
This parent should absolutely not shave their kid's beard off when he's sleeping. Also, it's just a beard. It really isn't a big deal. He'll probably shave it off himself in a few weeks or months, anyway.
Could you even imagine that conversation? I feel like the daughter would be saying even more things about her parent during the next video therapy session. Which would probably cause another conversation, if I'm being real here.
You know what? Those shows are actually pretty good. I don't see why watching Disney at 14 should be a big deal at all. I guess some parents can't handle their kids having good taste in media.
I really want to know how just a foot can become possessed, instead of, like, someone's whole body. I'm sure that holy water won't hurt, but it probably won't help, either. It might be time to go to a priest or something.
I'm pretty sure that if you tried to call the cops over a noise complaint like this, they just wouldn't show. What can you do to stop a baby from crying in the middle of the night, after all?
I would really love to know what lead this person to believe that there was even a possibility that ice cream could occur in the wild. Like, I wish it did, but no.
Technically, you can do whatever you want. That doesn't mean you won't get arrested, though, so maybe you should avoid this particular activity.
I'm not even sure why someone would want to do this.
I honestly really want to know what you have to do to get stuck in your basement stairs. What life choices lead to this?
On the plus side, though, it looks like this person still has internet access.
I can't imagine why anyone would want to fill their house with dirt. Like, unless they're planning on turning their house into some kind of forest? But, why would that thought even cross someone's mind?
I feel like if you have to resort to throwing food at the dinner table, you've already lost. There have to be better ways to get your kid to put his phone away during dinner. But hey, what do I know?
I feel like this isn't a question anyone needs to ask. After all, why wouldn't Australians use toilet paper. Like... it's toilet paper. Everyone uses it.
I don't even know why I'm entertaining an answer to this question.
Maybe this person was watching some weird TV show or something. But still, why would this question cross anyone's mind? What do you have to be doing to think about a random kid accidentally committing mass murder?
There's more to life than getting good grades. And while school is important, it's not like it's going to be the end all, be all for the rest of your life.
I guess this person missed the memo, though.
I can't be the only one who doesn't see the connection between humans and termites, right? Then again, maybe I shouldn't bother trying to find the logic.
In theory, you could eat wood. But, like, maybe you shouldn't.
Please, please tell me that this person is asking a hypothetical question, and they haven't put a goldfish in... urine.
Maybe they were asking if a fish could survive being flushed down the toilet? Still, don't do that to a living thing.
