Have you ever had a day that went so badly, you can't help but want to crawl back into bed before it's even over? Yeah, I think we've all been there a few times.
These people, though. They should probably give up on today and try again tomorrow. Their luck is so incredibly bad, I don't think they have a hope of turning things around.
Yeah, this is definitely a good excuse to call in sick and then just crawl back into bed. The owner of the car will move it eventually.
See, this is also a good excuse to not show up to work. "Oh, sorry, I can't leave the house. My phone charger broke so I have to get a new one." They totally won't write you up for that.
Question: is the wedding still legally binding if none of the witnesses can actually see it happening? Do they have to do it again, this time so their audience can actually see what's going on?
Ah, yes. Neighbors with big trees that lean right onto your property. Why is it that they're always the type to never rake their yards, either? I guess they have more important things to do than take care of their trees.
To answer that question, you don't. That can is stuck there forever. Or at least until someone else comes by and kicks it over by accident, making the mess that'll follow their fault. Just act like it doesn't exist for now.
Yeah... even in the best of times, this is still gross. Best case scenario, nothing happens. Worst case scenario, they'll end up with a bad case of mono or the flu or something.
This is kind of tragic. But on the plus side, these kinds of novelty mugs shouldn't be too hard to get ahold of, so replacing it shouldn't be that bad.
Still, it's the principle of the matter!
See, this is why you shouldn't bother using silly things like shelves as storage. Just leave your things all over your bedroom floor, and you'll be able to get to it nice and easy!
To recap: this person is out $2 and still has a flat tire. Pretty tragic, if you ask me.
There are some things that we should all have in our homes and apartments. Can openers is one of those things. You never know when the tab on your can is going to snap off, leaving you sad and soup-less.
This person's day was ruined before it even started. I'd probably just leave a message on the work answering machine. "Hey, sorry I can't come into work, my shower broke and I've given up on today."
This is the saddest lemon I've ever seen. It's all rind and no flesh. All weird white stuff and no juice. It almost feels like the lemon gods played a prank on this person. No lemon juice for you!
I feel like, since there's still a bit of a pandemic going on, a lot of places in the world that celebrate Halloween probably didn't have a lot of trick-or-treat action happening. I guess we'll try again next year...
I think the person who broke this mirror should just stay locked up in their own home for a good decade or so. That way, the bad luck will wear off and they can live a normal life again. Even if they are 10 years older.
I, in fact, did not see the note at first (that's kind of the point). On the plus side, though, at least this person won't have to worry about some laundromat mooch stealing their clothes overnight.
The note, I believe, is the red slip of paper half-covered by the paper towel roll.
That's, like, a good two dozen bad days right there. But what's the most baffling is the fact that all these people lost their wallets, but none of them came back to find them. Except for this person. A true visionary.
The fact that they were able to retrieve the iPad after losing it on the freeway is nothing short of a miracle. Though, just because it still works, doesn't mean you should use it in that state...
Okay, but what if she already knew? Maybe she's just glad for the extra protein (gross, but not the weirdest thing out there).
When cereals advertise prizes inside the box, they definitely didn't mean this. It is, after all, a whole, living snake. It's probably best to just chuck that whole bag outside and never look back.
On the plus side, sewer grates are removable! But, that also means having to open it, stick your hands in, and touch a now-dirty AirPod. Maybe don't stick it straight in your ear after getting it back out.
