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19 People Who Made Big Mistakes I Can't Help But Laugh At

Seeing as how we're all human here (except for the dog currently reading this), mistakes will be made.

We may order the wrong measurements for a rug online or forget to set an alarm for work.

But some mistakes are worse than others, like a girl whose Roomba smeared puppy poop all over her house or a bride and groom who set off fireworks inside their wedding reception.

Come facepalm over them here!

This girl who almost ate a slug

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You know, the wedding menu said to pick a protein, but we didn't know what kind!

That slug had a very lucky day. And although the girlfriend is probably still puking over this, it was her lucky day, too.

This person who destroyed their jeep with the click of a button.

"When you want to impress the neighbors with your modern solutions, but then become known as the guy who destroyed a Jeep at the push of a button," this Redditor wrote. Yikes!

This person who mistakenly sent their friend an xxxxl cutting board for their housewarming present.

Redditors had some ideas. One suggested adding legs to make a table, while another said to add a roof to build a new house. LOL.

This guy who lost his phone at a construction site and found it later.

Just put it in rice, it'll be fine! Then, he can try to get his refund from the phone protector company.

This wedding that went off with a big bang.

"Wedding party I went to decided to light fireworks inside a warehouse type building with no proper ventilation which caused people to leave soon after," this Redditor wrote. Who's smart idea was that?!

This librarian who choose a poor place to put this poster.

School has changed a lot since we were young. We got inspirational posters, while kids these days are reminded that "mistakes are proof that you are garbage."

This person who sneezed while curling their eyelashes.

This, right here, is every girl's nightmare! On the bright side, this person now has about 50 wishes. Maybe they can wish for some new eyelashes?

This son who made the expensive mistake of swallowing a nickel.

"Son decided to swallow a nickel and turn $.05 into $4400.00," this Redditor wrote. So that's how money is created. Here we thought it grew on trees like idiots.

This dad who didn't know why his screen was melting.

"My dad says, "Google is doing this stupid thing where the blur the top left part of the results," this son wrote on Reddit. . "Facebook is doing it too actually.' He melted the top left corner of his screen."

This person who itched their leg with the wrong thing.

They were scratching their leg with a pen and the pen was clicked open to let ink out. Yikes! Just call it #fashion and people will be none the wiser!

This kid who just lost her allowance.

"My son teased his sister and she threw a Switch controller at my parent's 75" TV," this mom wrote. Tough luck, kid. Might be time to sell the Nintendo Switch to pay this off.

This person whose grocery order went bananas.

"My fiance tried to have our groceries delivered today," this Redditor shared. "She said she wanted five bananas and somehow the woman misunderstood and bought THIRTEEN POUNDS OF BANANAS."

This person who has a messy situation on their hands.

"My brand new Roomba ran over my puppy’s [expletive] and proceeded to 'clean' the rest of my home," this Redditor wrote. We can only imagine the smell that will permeate for weeks.

This person who parked their car in the wrong spot.

We're going to need some backstory here. Was their car mistaken by a disgruntled ex? Or was this the work of the person who usually parks in that spot?

This mom who got disowned by her son.

"Mum took my brother's Xbox away from him and thought it'll be a good idea to leave it on the stove, sucks to be him," the brother wrote on Reddit.

This person who isn't having an egg-cellent day.

"Somebody didn’t strap the egg trolleys in properly on the truck. 10,500 eggs broken," this Redditor wrote. Such a travesy. Better get crackin' at cleaning this up!

This person who didn't read the instructions.

"I peeled part of my monitor the day it arrived thinking it was a screen protector," this Redditor wrote. Let's hope they have a refund policy under "stupid decisions."

This person whose cat peed in 20 cups of uncooked rice.

So that's how you make yellow rice. While it's good that she caught the cat before she ate the rice, we shudder to think about what she hasn't caught...

This kitty who made a big mistake.

We're learning so much today! If you want four grand, just swallow a nickel and if you want an adorable kitten, just press D4 on the nearest vending machine!