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30 Funny Ideas That Worked Better Than Anchovies On Buttery Toast...Try It, Go On

There are so many amazing and funny ideas out there, but there is so little time in life to see them all. Well, to distract you from whatever important job you're meant to be doing, we're about to show off a few of the best for you.

With this in mind, pour yourself a cuppa and enjoy these 30 funny ideas that worked better than anchovies on buttery toast...try it, go on, you know you want to!

"My local grocery store has a display space that looks like a truck broke through the wall."

That is some pretty impressive artistry right there! Whoever came up with this idea could probably do with a raise...or at least some free toilet paper.

"Tow Fetish..."

Apparently puns are quite important in the towing industry, as one other person added: "There’s a guy in my city called Dr Hook and on the back it says 'we don't want your fingers, we only want your tows.'"

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One person did note, "Looks like they did it to keep the door closed while allowing one to still open the door. Pretty clever." However, wouldn't it just slide forward whenever they used their brakes?

"Happy Halloween Everyone!"

That cat looks absolutely fed up with jokes about its missing eye, I bet that it has heard a fair few before now. Or, maybe it is just constantly winking at people, what a little tart if so!

"I feel like this warning sign would invite a robbery more than it would deter one."

Yeah, this is a great idea if you want to make sure that your van gets broken into, perhaps you are trying to cash in on some insurance money?

"Shock and awe..."

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If you want to cause pandemonium on the roads then this is a great way to achieve that goal! I love that it also looks as though they have implemented some zip-ties in this modification, just perfection!

"…or you can just horrify the staff!"

From having spent time working in customer service, I can guarantee that most people will opt for the "horrify the staff" option. It is amazing the stuff that some people do to public toilets.

"This is a napkin from a military pack..."

They should probably make it look a bit less like a mint as there will doubtlessly be some dolt who tries to swallow this...it's me, I am going to be that dolt.

That Is Definitely Not A Tattoo That Everyone Can Get!

Well, I suppose that anyone could get it, but not many others could really pull it off as well as this person! Good to see they are embracing their body!

"Picture posing in front of the Leaning Tower of Pisa."

There are so many photos of people holding up the Leaning Tower Of Pisa, it is actually quite refreshing to see someone getting an original-looking picture with this classic landmark!

"Someone tried to break into an auto parts store near my house."

I am assuming that those "windows" are just decorative then? If so, it must be dark as hell inside this building! Unless these unlucky thieves just smashed the one window that was fake!

Don't Mess Around With The Staff At This Store!

I can imagine that this curtailed quite a few complaints. Although, I am sure that there were some belligerent people who just started working there for the challenge.

"My coworker's keyboard setup."

I have never seen a keyboard setup like this before, but it is presumably more efficient than a normal setup? I just dread to think how long it would take me to do a day's work with this.

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Look, it might not be the most elegant solution to having your wingmirror smashed off, but I have seen much worse fixes in my time! I also love the color that they have gone with!

"Ouch... That is definitely going to hurt!"

"Jesus Christ, Dave, are you alright? What happened?"

"I really don't want to talk about it, Steve. Can we just try and talk about something else for the time being!"

"You rubbed the sanitiser where you shouldn't have again, didn't you?"

"This penny that has been stuck in my washer for years."

Someone did point out that this might technically be money laundering, in which case this individual is in a lot of trouble for admitting to this! Time to change your name and move country.

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The person who posted this explained:

"Iced coffee spilled in my purse and got into my Adderall. I'm gonna have to chip off little pieces of the blob… or just lick it like a yak with a salt cube? Did I just create the cure for Narcolepsy… CAFFEINE INFUSED SUPER-ADDERALL?"

"My brother caught a fishing pole with a fishing pole."

If you keep on catching more and more fishing poles then eventually this kid will be able to make a living out of selling second hand fishing rods. What a weird life that would be.

"Local music shop using a hi-hat pedal as a hand sanitizer dispenser."

One individual did point out, "They put it there as a safety percussion." Yep, that is perhaps the best pun that there is on Earth, just top notch stuff.

"My daughter when she said she wanted to be a Transformer for Halloween."

When it comes to the moment where your daughter is putting you into a cheap nursing home, know that it is revenge for this punderful costume. She does not look happy!

"Someone painted the cement barriers into a giant Toblerone!"

The fact that every single cement barrier across the length and breadth of the planet is not currently being turned into a giant Toblerone is a crime. This is an absolute work of art!

"Boots that are also flip flops!"

These are perfect attire for when you need to head to a Goth Festival that happens to be at the beach. I don't know why they would ever book a Goth Festival on a beach, but you never know!

"A suitcase that can measure its own weight."

This strikes me as the sort of thing that would be a great little gimmick but would also break every single time that you wanted to use it! These sorts of little features never last!

"Found at my local 'mall sword store.'"

The person who put this sign up seems awfully miserable for the kind of person who decided to open a replica sword shop. Surely they expected that this kind of thing would happen?

"Found in a gas station outside Edmonton."

One person who was an ardent supporter of this message added, "I get that people need a space to have a mental breakdown every once in a while, but try not to do it in the smaller bathrooms where it makes a bigger difference."

"It's nice to meet you, Will."

I cannot imagine how happy the person who built this was when they thought of the pun "Will Barrow." I bet that they are still giggling to themselves whenever they think about it now!

"It is not always a sea cucumber..."

I am going to go out on a limb and assume that those are really just showers, not toilets. They... They have to be showers, right? Dear God, please let them be showers!

"Finally, a new weapon in our war against infants!"

It is about time that we started levelling the playing field in this wretched war! These vaporising cannons will teach them to just loaf about while not contributing to society in any meaningful way!

"Redneck Ingenuity!"

I reckon that this person is really made up with their little trick. However, I do have one fairly big question... Why does it randomly say "knives" down the side of it? Is that an instruction? Is it a threat? What is it?

"Restaurant toilet forces you to sanitise your hands on the way out."

You also need to be very careful when leaving as there is a big bucket of sanitiser waiting to tip down onto your head when you leave as well.