Advertisers are constantly trying to capture our attention. Whether this comes in the form of ads plastered on unrelated products, random ads on your phone, or just the traditional flyers and signs, it's hard to escape the grasp of advertising.
Let's take a cathartic look at the ads that may have captured our attention, but will never capture our money.
This screen door is super easy to walk through, even if your hands are occupied by the body you're carrying. That's my takeaway from this ad, at least.
They didn't need to do this. They could have just taken a silhouette of a whole guitar. They didn't need to add wheels. All of this could have been avoided.
Two takeaways here: LMAO indeed at the hastily drawn in sunglasses. Also, I like the idea that someone thought that the only thing missing from this ad, the only thing that would make it sell, was a pair of sunglasses.
I don't know about you, but when it comes to two absolutely identical vehicles, I'm going to pick the one that costs significantly less money. It's just fiscally responsible.
Sometimes you see ads like this, and I just don't get them. Do they ever get any business? If so, who clicks on something as vague as this?
When you pay to get your product plastered on the side of a bus, it's a good idea to understand what the bus itself looks like. If you don't, you might wind up with a wheel boob.
To be fair, if you're one of the few people who really has a lot of fun when they're frustrated, this is right up your alley.
I'm really glad I'm not a youth anymore. There are many good reasons for this, but first and foremost is the fact that I can now buy a new brain.
Usually, ads that show two pictures of the same person are demonstrating a 'before and after' effect. But in this case, I don't think the women is doing any better now that she's die schnelle hilfe bei verstopfung.
They could have cleaned the floors. They could have Photoshopped the floors to look clean. But, well, they didn't.
I'm really curious how a cemetery can claim that they stand with you when they're marketing their plots. Like, if I buy one and then get buried, will they hang out by my grave or something?
These 'happy family' ads are always designed to tug at the heartstrings with an image of an idealized family. I guess this might be someone's idealized family.
I like those peanut butter Nature Valley bars as much as the next guy, but I might have to lay off them if they mess up your teeth this badly. I guess they are pretty crunchy, to be fair.
I'm no whiz when it comes to Photoshop, but it seems like they could have just made it look like this guy's legs were behind the other guy, rather than this monstrosity.
I like the idea of a deal that'll make me smile. The idea of a deal that'll make me, and everyone else I care about, smile like Pennywise the clown is somewhat less appealing.
Maybe in the near future we'll have cameras that can actually do this.
Those bottles sure do look refreshing, especially in the context of the ad below, but you probably shouldn't chug rubbing alcohol.
This ad starts off fairly strong with the football, basketball and baseball, but then it devolves into chaos. Anyone up for a spirited game of rugby ball? Or is tennis ball your game?
I'm no advertising exec so take this with a grain of salt, but I think it might be a good idea not to plaster the word 'PERIOD' in big bold letters on top of a picture of food.
Thanks to the pandemic, this movie didn't come out in June of 2020. But it would be irresponsible to let these perfectly good cups go to waste.
