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20 Funny People Who Get Their Kicks In Slightly Stranger Ways

Not everyone likes to make their days more interesting in the same ways, some individuals opt for slightly stranger ways to keep themselves entertained.

So, from people who decided that politely bringing up issues with their ex was the best way to spend a Saturday to individuals who placed eldritch curses on their household to kill a few hours, here are 20 funny people who get their kicks in slightly stranger ways.

"Tis the season…"

This is a great way to ensure local law enforcement runs your plates, if that is something that you have a hankering for! I wonder how many of the local kids get traumatised by seeing this? Amazing stuff.

"First time my wife tried using the piping bag..."

Yes they look very...appetising. I wonder how popular these were? Chocolate may not have been the best flavor of icing in hindsight, but I am sure that they tasted just fine!

The Strangest Game of Hide And Seek...

"My family have 2 vases that we keep leaving at each others house. This is where I hid one today, the other I left on my sisters lawn and drove away while she was yelling at me," explained the prankster who posted this.

"My 4yo and I did each others makeup and he drew something on my chest that makes me worried for my soul."

It looks as though your child has inadvertently marked your soul with an ancient curse. Now you will be forced to wander the Earth singing A cappella versions of the 1975's back-catalogue. The ultimate curse.

"Have your dog learn a second language."

For anyone who is unsure, the Spanish that the dog is speaking translates to, "I love to eat potatoes at lunch," which means that it also seems that the lessons also make your dog more polite!

There Are Some People Who Just Cannot Get Enough Of Hedges!

It is quite a bold design aesthetic, but it must be dark as hell though inside the house. They surely cannot get much natural light what with that hedge right in front of their house.

"My six-year-old nephew got in trouble at school today. I feel his pain, I can't resist saying it either."

Sometimes there is just nothing quite like saying it! Although, how do you go about telling a kid not to say this, surely telling them not to say it would just make them say it more?!

"My dog is from Serbia, I have just found out his legal name."

It seems as though this person's dog could have a good future as a top-tier DJ. I can see that name at the top of an EDM Festival!

"Celebrating my first divorceversary and the office girls bought me a cake."

Apparently divorce parties are more common than you may think, as one person added:

"When I got divorced I asked my friends (jokingly) 'So do you have a divorce shower for me now?' And one of them immediately fired back 'Is that where you give us back the gifts we gave you at your bridal shower?'"

They Are Trying To Save The Planet By Bringing Up The Big Issues!

Sounds like whoever put this sign up has some pretty deep-seated issues with an ex partner that they really need to address, they've clearly got some seriously pent up emotions.

"Somebody was tired of cleaning off the urinal."

Either that or they just wanted to make using this urinal into more of a challenge. I bet that this caused a lot more problems than it solved in the long run.

"Money well spent!"

Apparently this only cost them $75, which is pretty good value for money I suppose. Although, I hope that Max isn't hoping this announcement will get him laid, as that's one hell of a hail Mary if so.

"My cousins have Alopecia Universalis and an excellent sense of humor."

"I didn't notice the kid till like a minute after looking at the picture!" wrote on person. The both of them absolutely nailed the stances as well in fairness.

"Second day of life and my daughter is already not impressed."

Wow, that baby has already captured the feeling of irritation at being alive that it takes most of us about thirty years to comprehend. She is wise beyond her years!

"Friend of mine saw this posted up around her neighborhood."

Ah yes, another dog that takes not a blind bit of notice of its owner. I know the feeling very well, as when I talk to my dog I may as well be speaking French...actually, maybe my dog only speaks French!?

"Ceasar Salad..."

Et tu brutus? I think that there could be a market in staging a production of Shakespeare told only through puppets made of vegetables.

Yep, that could be it, the worst idea I have ever had in my life.

"My son received a playdate business card from a classmate."

I like the efficiency that this kid is bringing to the table! Also, do all of the kids critique each other's business cards like something out of American Psycho? Is that what school is nowadays?

"Not raised well enough apparently."

The fact that the owner of this truck has a pair of easy access crocs on the back window kind of explains why their relationships don't work — as well as the cheating malarky.

"My little brother decided to celebrate his 8th birthday at his favorite place — the dentist."

This kid clearly has no fear, either that or he has been keeping his teeth in the best possible condition and just wants to rub it in the face of all of the other kids!

"Daughter was told to write about something she likes."

Something tells me that this kid might like a bit of Steak every now and then. This proud parent also went on to add, "She is 4ft tall and 50lbs but eats a whole ribeye by herself."

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