20 People Who Were 100% Honest!

This world can be full of devious people who want nothing but to lie and deceive their way through life. But, there are also a good amount of honest people out there who brighten the world up with their, often unintentional, hilarity.

So, from people who gave in the most amazingly honest resignation letters to individuals whose honesty got them into nothing but bother, here are 20 people who were 100% honest!

"She tried really hard!"

I suppose that is all that you can ask of her! Also, she drew out exactly how she arrived at this number in the equation itself so I do not see what the problem is!

"Cheeseburger minus the cheese = cheeseburger?"

So, the price for this Grubhub delivery driver's honesty was to lose their tip? Did Satan design this scenario or something? Also, did this customer really think that a "hamburger" was a burger with ham instead of beef?

"Handing in this resignation letter today."

Well, it is accurate, it is concise, and it is artistic, I think that it is the perfect way to hand in your letter of resignation. All that it is missing is their signature in the bottom corner like any artistic masterpiece.

"Things are getting desperate."

Something tells me that they might be hiring, just call it intuition. It would be one hell of a hit to your self-esteem if you went in and still didn't manage to get a job at this place.

"Girlfriend ordered a cheese and turkey sandwich. Removing the top showed almost no cheese."

Sure, I suppose that this is still technically a turkey and cheese sandwich, but this is taking the piss a bit. Although, one chipper person did point out, "That was more meat than i would have expected though."

"My nephew got 100% on his spilling test."

The word "Spelling" was not on the test so it is damn right that his teacher still gave him 100%! He was clearly so concentrated on the test that he didn't care about the title.

"Local strip club wasn't missing the opportunity."

Also, where did this "club" get its sign? It looks as though they salvaged that from the 1940s. And no, I did not think that I would ever be so passionate about the antiquated sign at a strip club, but here we are.

"My daughter wrote a book the other day. It's the most honest thing I've ever read."

I am assuming that this is a book about succeeding in business, as someone else translated it to read: "Blah blah blah succeed... Multiply blah blah 0.2... Now you are a successful business man."

"Apparently this was delivered near my 'front porch' where anyone passing by can take it. I'm not off until midnight."

The delivery driver clearly thought that the best way to display this package was like the head of an aristocrat during the French Revolution. Pretty bold move.

"Daughter was told to write about something she likes."

She certainly seems passionate about steak, but at least she likes her steak to be prepared the best way. None of that "well done" malarky! This father did go on to add, "She is 4ft tall and 50lbs but eats a whole ribeye by herself."

"My 6-year-old told me that he got poop on my office chair."

This person must have taught their child well for this kid to have mastered the art of the dad joke at the meagre age of six! Impressive work!

"Found In A Friend's Wedding Goodie Bag!"

I really don't want to see the pictures of the proposal if that is how he asked her to marry him! Why did they put the two rings on this in all seriousness?!

"What does this mean?"

A lot of people assumed that this was an attempt to try and wake up a sleeper agent through fortune cookies. I can only assume that the appropriate response is, "The sun melts the snow in Moscow."

"Impossible Sudoku: Two 7's in center column."

It is good that they did not lie about how difficult this puzzle is in fairness! Although, the person who posted this did go on to add, "It needs at least two more stars!"

Kiwi Anatomy 101.

This is some genuinely incredible embroidery! I love how much time and dedication this person has put into this single, daft design. Their embroidery writing is neater than my actual handwriting as well which is somewhat disheartening.

Congratulations!

"Be sure you have a bag of frozen peas on hand. You'll figure out why once you get home," added one experienced individual. I wonder how many times this bakery has had to make one of these before?

"As do we all!"

But, if you don't shout out that there are cows, how is everyone else meant to know that there are cows outside? Cows make everything better...well, they make some things better, there are certain things that are better without the presence of cows I'll admit.

"Good point."

This is some pretty solid reasoning. Sure, it might have been too expensive to use their music, but the alternative is that they really aren't "rad" enough. And no, I will never use the word "rad" again, don't worry.

This Person's Free "Meal"...

"I work at a college dorm. This week is freshman move in where I'm working a 12 hour shift. I was told not to pack a lunch because a free one is provided. This is my free 'meal,'" explained this unfortunate individual.

"This really gets me mad."

Everyone loves having to make extra payments to get the money that they already own! Oh, wait no, it is the absolute worst. I am sure there will be people explaining why these payments exist...but, you know, whatever!

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