20 Baffling Things That We Almost Feel Awful For Wanting In Our Lives

Look, I don't mind a pickle from time to time, but nobody should be ordering pickle-flavored cotton candy, surely? Is there anyone else out there who would like to try this or is this person completely alone.

If the person who found these did not buy them then they need to take a long, hard look at themselves in the mirror. A find like this does not come along every day!

It appears as though this baby absolutely loves his new cradle as well! It does look kind of like a cake though at certain parts. Now I cannot unsee its cakeiness...and yes that is a word.

If you drink this then you will be the scourge of both doctors and dentists across the land. Nothing like a hangover and a sugar comedown at the same time. Now, excuse me while I go and order some.

Is it just me or does Jesus, our Lord and Saviour, look a little bit peeved at the idea of having cheese smushed into his face? I cannot see why he would be miffed at that!

And before you ask, yes this is a realy product. And yes, I will be buying one as soon as I have finished writing this sentence. No regrets on that purchase, can't wait to be making Elvis's favorite mash.

I cannot see a single reason why someone would not want this in their house. It could be the perfect gift. One happy customer added, "I have one. The sequins are red, so my kids like that he can cry blood or shoot lasers from his eyes with that reversible color. Everyone should have one, really."

The fact that the ears look like they are glistening is making me really uncomfortable. It looks as though his ears have been ridden by a hundred slugs, which is an image that I am sure nobody wanted!

I do not know a single kid who would not want one of these. This takes all of the difficulty out of a water-balloon fight!

Thank God everyone knows what the face of a clock looks like anyway. I can just imagine that Math professors everywhere would lose their mind over this weird little watch.

Wow, what is it with people being obsessed with getting Jesus into cheese-based products? I tell you what though, that is some damn pricey mac and cheese! It had better come with extra salvation or something like that!

And yet, I would still be tempted to buy it. I purely want to see how it differs from the somewhat classic way of playing rock, paper, scissors...you know, the one where you just use your hands?

I do not know why, but I really want to try one of these to see if they actually do anything. I cannot help but feel as though they would take a terrible toll on my insides though.

I would buy these in a heartbeat! Although, I think that by buying them I would actually be severely limiting the amount of heartbeats I have left in me life. Worth it though, I imagine.

And what do they do? Are they designed to help clear your ears out, or are they just candles that you light in your ears? It seems a little dangerous either way if I'm honest.

Who would not want a square egg for their breakfast? I can imagine that a lot of people might be creeped out by the idea of a square egg, but those people just lack imagination and vision!

Okay so I do not feel even the slightest bit ashamed at wanting this one actually. This is one of the single greatest products that I have seen in recent years. What a happy little tree he has as well.

I really want to know what it smells like. I mean, it says that it is "cherry," but something tells me that this will really smell of petrol and burnt rubber...with a cherry aftertaste.

The person who posted this strangely enticing trailer went on to explain that, "Every 3rd car is a Subaru in Colorado, seriously." I wonder why that might be exactly?

Now you just need to get some white sealing wax and you can make wax Oreos! Don't eat them though, as much as you may want to, they will not sit well in your stomach...or go well with milk for that matter.